Davros
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Just got this as an email...
> >After the long months of cold and winter, we will soon be coming up
> >to summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your
> >memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking as it's the
> >only type of cooking a real man will do, probably because there is an
> >element of danger involved.
> >
> >When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are
> >put into motion:
> >
> >Routine...
> >
> >1) The woman buys the food.
> >2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
> >3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along
> >with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the
> >man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
> >Here comes the important part:
> >
> >4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
> >
> >More routine....
> >
> >5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
> >6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He
> >thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals
> >with the situation.
> >
> >Important again:
> >
> >7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
> >
> > More routine.....
> >
> >8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins,
> >sauces and brings them to the table.
> >9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
> >
> >And most important of all:
> >
> >10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
> >11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon
> >seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing
> >some women....
> >After the long months of cold and winter, we will soon be coming up
> >to summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your
> >memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking as it's the
> >only type of cooking a real man will do, probably because there is an
> >element of danger involved.
> >
> >When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are
> >put into motion:
> >
> >Routine...
> >
> >1) The woman buys the food.
> >2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
> >3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along
> >with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the
> >man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
> >Here comes the important part:
> >
> >4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
> >
> >More routine....
> >
> >5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
> >6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He
> >thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals
> >with the situation.
> >
> >Important again:
> >
> >7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
> >
> > More routine.....
> >
> >8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins,
> >sauces and brings them to the table.
> >9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
> >
> >And most important of all:
> >
> >10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
> >11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon
> >seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing
> >some women....
