Massimo Giovanni
Old Timer⭐⭐
I've been offered the shirt they had done for Jack Payne - could be interesting, he's only four foot smaller. Not troubling JK yet in the best sellers lists sadly, the audience for a book with a heavy Shrimper content it seems is not as wide as that for goblins and wizards.
Yep, be delighted to sell you a copy tomorrow - I'll be in the Shrimpers Bar from about 2 pm to 2.30 pm and will have a few copies with me. Just had a request from Stalky via my book website for the same but my PC doesn't like his email address for some reason so if anyone knows how to contact him please let him know I'll be in Shrimpers.
UTB
You need to think in wider terms, is not Payne a dwarf? Didn't Roy have a bit of goblin in his book? - admittedly in Exeter, but you get the idea.
Rikki was a wing wizard.
And there is the love triangle involving players and wife(s) (allegedly).
The cleaner incident.
Don't let the truth get in the way of rumour and gossip spice.