Question Best chants at the hall

[Bobby dazzler]

Whilst in the frame of mind for best keeper I thought about the best chant heard at the hall

I will start with two of my favourites

He's fat, he's round, he bounces on the ground, Keith Mercer, Keith Mercer

Who put the ball in the Bury net ,Benji,Benji, Who put the ball in the Bury net, Ian Benjamin.

Lets roll out the others

 

[sufcwatcha1]

Get ur tits out ,get ur tits out, get ur tits out for the lads

 

[Bobby dazzler]

I was hoping for more player based chants but hey

 

[davewebbsbrain]

Gary Poole, Gary Poole, Gary Gary Poole, he gets the ball and does **** all, Gary Gary Poole

 

[Firestorm]

Weve got Terry Terry Terry Terry Johnson on the wing
Ron Ron Ron Ron Ron Ron Ron Ron Ron Pountney
CC51DAS had a very compex one about Martyn Margetson......

 

[David Icke]

The Freddie Eastwood chant is the loudest I've ever heard at the Hall.

 

[Special Blue]

Walking in a Whelan wonderland! didn't work in march but there you go!

 

[LCBB72]

The song that was sung to the tune of , He s got the whole world in his hands , which went through the whole Southend team ,from the 1971-72 promotion season .

 

[David Icke]

He's bald, he's bent, his a*** is up for rent, Elton John, Elton John.

 

[Another Surrey Shrimper]

He's bald, he's bent, his a*** is up for rent, Elton John, Elton John.

Happily married man these days and probably doesn't need the money.

 

[Up the Shrimpers]

'One Jocky Wilson, there's only one Jocky Wilson'
(There was a North Bank steward who looked like Jocky Wilson (famous 1980's darts player) and used to get that sung at him every match)

'Your going home in a Southend Ambulance'

'We all agree Southend United are magic' followed by 'We all agree Colchester United are tragic'

 

[alginon1]

6 foot 2, eyes of blue, Gary Moore is after you la la la la la la la la

 

[drummers grandad]

There's a circus in the town
OR
A time to remember,a team to recall
The great Liverpool,the greatest of all
They came down to Southend in 79
They filled half the North Bank their singing was fine
but Southend was ready and willing to ruck
and the great Liverpool they got battered to :winking:

 

[Firestorm]

Bertie Mee said to Bill Shankly
Have you heard of the North Bank Highbury
No said Bill
I don't think so
but I know about the Southend North Bank
La la la etc etc


Remember the song sung all over the place at the time of Tommy Dochertys affair with the Man U physios wife
To the tune of Knees up

Docs up Mary Brown.....

 

[philtalkin]

Bertie Mee said to Bill Shankly
Have you heard of the North Bank Highbury
No said Bill
I don't think so
but I know about the Southend North Bank
La la la etc etc


Remember the song sung all over the place at the time of Tommy Dochertys affair with the Man U physios wife
To the tune of Knees up

Docs up Mary Brown.....

I remember the last line as 'but I've heard of the North bank aggro'.

just me?

 

[Sandbach Shrimper]

He's black, he's strong, his c**k is very long, Leon Cort, Leon Cort...

Probably wouldn't be allowed to sing that these days.

 

[danburyshrimper]

Oh Marky Raaaaaawle , Marky Marky Marky Raaaaaawle .............

 

[RobM]

"We Are Top of the league............."

Probably won't hear that for a while either!

 

[RobM]

Oh Marky Raaaaaawle , Marky Marky Marky Raaaaaawle .............

Who was that about? :hilarious::cheers:

 

[wally4pm]

"Who are you? Who are you? directed at Fergy.