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Best CV/covering letter ever

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Uncle Leo

Uncle Leo

This cook is an anti-semite
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One of my colleagues actually received this:

Cover Letter
gonna be brutally honest wen i say i got no working experience in sports betting but i know exactly how to compile odds to a percentage book . i know the inns and outs of top flight football and can easily compile odds to around 105% quickly an accuratly and i got a real love for football!
CV
SCHOOL- 8 GSCE *WORK .1989-2003 QC INSPECTOR 2003-2008 VARIOUS *JOBS FOR ONE COMPANY..- INTRESTS - CHESS ,POKER ,SHARKS .
 
How many people would list their top three favourite things as Chess, Poker and Sharks?

What a life he must lead!
 
Uxbridge Shrimper said:
One of my colleagues actually received this:

Cover Letter
gonna be brutally honest wen i say i got no working experience in sports betting but i know exactly how to compile odds to a percentage book . i know the inns and outs of top flight football and can easily compile odds to around 105% quickly an accuratly and i got a real love for football!
CV
SCHOOL- 8 GSCE *WORK .1989-2003 QC INSPECTOR 2003-2008 VARIOUS *JOBS FOR ONE COMPANY..- INTRESTS - CHESS ,POKER ,SHARKS .
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Anyways, wen do you fink like you'll be gettin back me to me, innit bruv?
 
Uxbridge Shrimper said:
One of my colleagues actually received this:

Cover Letter
gonna be brutally honest wen i say i got no working experience in sports betting but i know exactly how to compile odds to a percentage book . i know the inns and outs of top flight football and can easily compile odds to around 105% quickly an accuratly and i got a real love for football!
CV
SCHOOL- 8 GSCE *WORK .1989-2003 QC INSPECTOR 2003-2008 VARIOUS *JOBS FOR ONE COMPANY..- INTRESTS - CHESS ,POKER ,SHARKS .
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Bugger --- I meant to send that to Corals, must have done Ladbrokes by mistake.
 
Uxbridge Shrimper said:
One of my colleagues actually received this:

Cover Letter
gonna be brutally honest wen i say i got no working experience in sports betting but i know exactly how to compile odds to a percentage book . i know the inns and outs of top flight football and can easily compile odds to around 105% quickly an accuratly and i got a real love for football!
CV
SCHOOL- 8 GSCE *WORK .1989-2003 QC INSPECTOR 2003-2008 VARIOUS *JOBS FOR ONE COMPANY..- INTRESTS - CHESS ,POKER ,SHARKS .
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Why did you send an application to your colleague?
 
Uxbridge Shrimper said:
One of my colleagues actually received this:

Cover Letter
gonna be brutally honest wen i say i got no working experience in sports betting but i know exactly how to compile odds to a percentage book . i know the inns and outs of top flight football and can easily compile odds to around 105% quickly an accuratly and i got a real love for football!
CV
SCHOOL- 8 GSCE *WORK .1989-2003 QC INSPECTOR 2003-2008 VARIOUS *JOBS FOR ONE COMPANY..- INTRESTS - CHESS ,POKER ,SHARKS .
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It's our fault for not helping the poor lad:

http://www.shrimperzone.com/vb/showthread.php?t=52685
 
Please note that I was not licking my elbows as I replied above.



But I am now...
 
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