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Best Swearing.

Mad Cyril

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What is the best bit of swearing you have heard.

For me it was when a mate, apoplectic with rage was ejected by the proprietor of the archery/sports shop near Priory park for having the nerve to touch a tennis racket.

"That ****, he's a ****ing ****"
 
For me, I once had four women in my taxi and every other word was a f or a c. When it come for them to pay one of them said 'do we have to pay we are models' for which I replied 'yes' and do you model pictures on cigarette packets'. The five minutes of abuse was worth it.
 
Not sure if this is extreme enough, but by jove it made me chuckle to hear my old housemate called a "Bandy-legged whore" by her steroid pumped boyfriend yelling at the top of his lungs.
 
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