Man City (to Mourinho to the tune of La Donna E Mobile)
"That coat's from Matalan"
Birmingham (To the tune of Winter Wonderland)
"There's only one Emile Heskey
One Emile Heskey
He used to be sh*te
But now he's alright
Walking in a Heskey wonderland"
Scotland (on their way to the World Cup Qualifier in Milan, to the tune of Amarillo)
"Is this the way to the San Siro
I'm off the beer and onto the vino
Scotand One, Italia Zero
Oh Bonnie Scotland win for me"
WestHam (to Brighton fans, to the tune of Bread of Heaven)
"We can see you, we can see you, we can see you holding hands"
Leeds (to a fat Millwall fan, to the tune of Theres Gonna Be A Riot)
"There's gonna be a diet, There's gonna be a diet"
Middlesborough (to Robbie Savage, to the tune of Guantanamera)
"Gay in the village, the only gay in the village"
Chelsea (to Norwich fans, to the tune of La Donna E Mobile)
"We've got Abramovich
You've got a crazy b* tch"
Norwich (back at the Chelsea fans)
"We've got a super cook
You've got a super crook"
Arsenal (to the tune of He's Here, He's There)
"He's bald,
He's sh* t,
He gets a game when no-ones fit
Pascal Cygan!
Pascal Cygan!"
Liverpool (to the tune of Blame it on the Boogie)
"Don't blame it on the Biscan
Don't blame it on the Hamann
Don't blame it on the Finnan
Blame it on Traore
He just can't, he just can't
He just can't control his feet"
"That coat's from Matalan"
Birmingham (To the tune of Winter Wonderland)
"There's only one Emile Heskey
One Emile Heskey
He used to be sh*te
But now he's alright
Walking in a Heskey wonderland"
Scotland (on their way to the World Cup Qualifier in Milan, to the tune of Amarillo)
"Is this the way to the San Siro
I'm off the beer and onto the vino
Scotand One, Italia Zero
Oh Bonnie Scotland win for me"
WestHam (to Brighton fans, to the tune of Bread of Heaven)
"We can see you, we can see you, we can see you holding hands"
Leeds (to a fat Millwall fan, to the tune of Theres Gonna Be A Riot)
"There's gonna be a diet, There's gonna be a diet"
Middlesborough (to Robbie Savage, to the tune of Guantanamera)
"Gay in the village, the only gay in the village"
Chelsea (to Norwich fans, to the tune of La Donna E Mobile)
"We've got Abramovich
You've got a crazy b* tch"
Norwich (back at the Chelsea fans)
"We've got a super cook
You've got a super crook"
Arsenal (to the tune of He's Here, He's There)
"He's bald,
He's sh* t,
He gets a game when no-ones fit
Pascal Cygan!
Pascal Cygan!"
Liverpool (to the tune of Blame it on the Boogie)
"Don't blame it on the Biscan
Don't blame it on the Hamann
Don't blame it on the Finnan
Blame it on Traore
He just can't, he just can't
He just can't control his feet"
