Brazilian Football Team

[C C Csiders]

Work is very boring today so I have been thinking of names that sound as if they belong in a Brazilian football team.

See if we can get a 1-11.

I'll start:

1. Chlymadia
2. Fellatio

numbers 3-11 to fill in

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

How about No6: "Bullets" de Menezes?

 

[Guest]

Quote[/b] (glasgowsufc @ Oct. 18 2005,15:34)]How about No6: "Bullets" de Menezes?

I had to chuckle at that one!

 

[C C Csiders]

Quote[/b] (glasgowsufc @ Oct. 18 2005,15:34)]How about No6: "Bullets" de Menezes?

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

I love the way Brazilian nicknames end.
E.g. there are 3 Ronald's playing professionally; Ronaldao, Ronaldo & Ronaldinho. What we need now is for another 2 Ronald's to get signed up, then we'll have Ronaldzinho & then Ronaldinhozinho.
Totally 100% true, I have taken this from the excellent Futebol: A Way of Life that both myself & MtS have recommended on here before.

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

Well, you've obviously got Dunga and Kaka there already... although (to me) "Fellatio" sounds more Italian than Brazilian.

"Goneria" (since no one's going to have ghonnorea as a surname) would work, though...

 

[C C Csiders]

Libido

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

Quote[/b] (glasgowsufc @ Oct. 18 2005,15:46)]I love the way Brazilian nicknames end.
E.g. there are 3 Ronald's playing professionally; Ronaldao, Ronaldo & Ronaldinho.  What we need now is for another 2 Ronald's to get signed up, then we'll have Ronaldozinho & then Ronaldinhozinho.

Totally 100% true, I have taken this from the excellent Futebol: A Way of Life that both myself & MtS have recommended on here before.

Indeed... although since you had Junior, and then obvioulsy Juninho, they've now had to start regionalising them - so you've got the Juninho who played for Middlesbrough, who is known as Juninho Paulista in Brazil, because he comes from São Paulo; and then there's the Juninho who plays for Olympique Lyonnais, who is Juninho Pernambucano, because he's from the state of Pernambuco in the North East of Brazil...

Still, surnames would be so dull in comparison... give me Alemão (because he looks a bit German) and Socrates (because he's a doctor and a deep thinker) any day!

 

[C C Csiders]

Quote[/b] (Matt the Shrimp @ Oct. 18 2005,15:56)]Still, surnames would be so dull in comparison... give me Alemão (because he looks a bit German) and Socrates (because he's a doctor and a deep thinker) any day!

I think he was Socrates because that is his name Socrates Brasileiro Sampaio de Souza Vieira de Oliveira. He was a doctor as well. Is he still playing for that Northern Premier League Side?

 

[C C Csiders]

Scaramouche Scaramouche Willudooda Fandango (known as Freddie for short)

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

Quote[/b] (C C Csiders @ Oct. 18 2005,16:04)]

Quote[/b] (Matt the Shrimp @ Oct. 18 2005,15:56)]Still, surnames would be so dull in comparison... give me Alemão (because he looks a bit German) and Socrates (because he's a doctor and a deep thinker) any day!

I think he was Socrates because that is his name Socrates Brasileiro Sampaio de Souza Vieira de Oliveira. He was a doctor as well. Is he still playing for that Northern Premier League Side?

His Dad was really into philosophy & so named his son after Socrates I believe.

Nope, that was a one-off publicity stunt for Garforth Town, their chairman is the bloke who runs Soccatots & is trying to get Futbol de Salao (aka Futsal) off the ground in the UK. Did he not get Romario to play a game for them this year too?

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

Quote[/b] (C C Csiders @ Oct. 18 2005,16:04)]

Quote[/b] (Matt the Shrimp @ Oct. 18 2005,15:56)]Still, surnames would be so dull in comparison... give me Alemão (because he looks a bit German) and Socrates (because he's a doctor and a deep thinker) any day!

I think he was Socrates because that is his name Socrates Brasileiro Sampaio de Souza Vieira de Oliveira. He was a doctor as well. Is he still playing for that Northern Premier League Side?

I stand corrected.

Quality, quality second name, though!

It would be like naming my son "Plato Englishman Fredrick Mair Michael Walker"...

 

[shrimper4life]

does anyone actually know how brazilian names are formed cause 'ronaldo' is not in his real name nad nor are many others?

 

[Firestorm]

Dildo,

 

[Guest]

Down in Brazil, they actually call Ronaldo "Ronaldinho" (little ronaldo) so when the real Ronaldinho came on the scene they had to call him Ronaldinho Gaucho after the region in Brazil where he comes from

 

[the leopard]

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