Breaking News!!!

[Matt_S]

Steve Tilson is said to be keen on signing the Romanian teenage striking sensation - Alerdov ald Roobish.
He currently plays for the Italian club Chievo and has just been promoted from the youth team to be given a squad number.
Tilson has sent scouts over to watch him play on a number of occasions and is said to be very keen on bringing him to Roots Hall!

 

[sufc_stu]

I'm sure if Tilson goes down Southend High Street he could pick up a Romanian on the cheap!!!

 

[ESG]

He'd be a brave man to wander down there!

 

[swanseashrimpermick]

Roobish.
Great name.

 

[Blue Missy]

Is he related to Layonya Bacyabitsch?

 

[Dreams]

Is it friday by any chance?

 

[steveh1510]

Quote[/b] (Blue Missy @ Aug. 20 2004,13:21)]Is he related to Layonya Bacyabitsch?

Or the Yugoslavian prostitute, Goblon Mecokyabich?

 

[Blue Missy]

Quote[/b] (steveh1510 @ Aug. 20 2004,13:26)]

Quote[/b] (Blue Missy @ Aug. 20 2004,13:21)]Is he related to Layonya Bacyabitsch?

Or the Yugoslavian prostitute, Goblon Mecokyabich?

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

This sounds like that Chris Morris gag where they posed as mini-cab drivers meeting people off planes, and gave fake names to the Gatwick Airport Information desk to read out over the tannoy.

The best - because you can hear people ****ing themselves in the background, is:

Makolig Jezvahted and Levdaroum Debársted

Also fond of:

Arheddis Varkenjaab and Ahweehlbi Fayed

 

[ESG]

Or getting the barmaid to ask over the loadspeakers if Mike Hunt is in the bar.

 

[tommytwoholes]

Or the infamous romanian sex tyrant sloba doun mjycokubitch

 

[Guest]

Just image he miss an open goal, there will be a chant of "wot a load of Roobish!"

That sound like a joke, as SUFC cannot afford to go aboard & scouts for a youth player in Italy

 

[tommytwoholes]

you think!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[steveh1510]

Quote[/b] (Guest @ Aug. 20 2004,15:02)]That sound like a joke,

Is it? They had me fooled.

 

[Matt_S]

Steve Tilson has also been looking at his older brother, Apielov ald Roobish!!

 

[MrB]

Quote[/b] (Matt_S @ Aug. 20 2004,13:03)]Steve Tilson is said to be keen on signing the Romanian teenage striking sensation - Alerdov ald Roobish.
He currently plays for the Italian club Chievo and has just been promoted from the youth team to be given a squad number.
Tilson has sent scouts over to watch him play on a number of occasions and is said to be very keen on bringing him to Roots Hall!

Brilliant news, signing players of this calibre can only be good for the future of the club.

 

[Smudger]

This could be the start of a very exciting era for the club.

 

[MrB]

Let's hope we can get round any potential work permit issues.

 

[Smudger]

Absolutely. This must be one in the eye for Col U - they may be a division above us but do they scout for players in Italy?

Tilly and Brush have done it again and really pulled the stops out on this one. Let's give the kid a chance to settle in when he gets here.

 

[Technician]

Quote[/b] (Smudger @ Aug. 20 2004,18:04)]Tilly and Brush have done it again and really pulled the stops out on this one. Let's give the kid a chance to settle in when he gets here.

Exactly what I thought... and MtS will be so thrilled that David Lee is returning to the club, even if it is on a 3 month contract as cover for Jay Smith!