Brownisms

[Justin]

I feel like these deserve their own thread. So far we've had:

Anthony Straker - likened to Gareth Bale
Barry Corr - a League Two Andy Carroll
Daniel Bentley - without putting too much pressure on, will play for England

Any more for any more?

 

[Napster]

"I look at Southend pier. It's a mile and a half long, right on the Thames estuary. And I think: 'Why do people do that?' It's just to show what you can achieve

 

[Napster]

"In Madrid we did a tour of the Bernabéu, and you go through all that history," he says. "And the players are saying to me: 'That's Iván Campo,' who I worked with for three years at Bolton. 'There's Fernando Hierro,' who I worked with for a year at Bolton. These are legends from the world of football and I'm there and I've worked with them.

"It was nice to have them understand that I've been at that level. It takes a lot of sacrifice to get there and these guys have the ability, not to play at Real Madrid, but they have the ability to play higher.

 

[Rattus Norvegicus]

"We're not in the orange stuff yet."

 

[South Bank Hank]

I feel like these deserve their own thread. So far we've had:

Anthony Straker - likened to Gareth Bale
Barry Corr - a League Two Andy Carroll
Daniel Bentley - without putting too much pressure on, will play for England

Any more for any more?

Cracking thread!

 

[MK Shrimper]

Gallon of creosote please Doris, tan needs topping up.

 

[Streaky]

"I nearly signed Negrado & Edinson Cavani"

(on SkySports News this morning)