C*Nts Corner

[The Artful Shrimper]

Whilst reading the Evening Standard there is a piece regarding Damien Hirst selling a few pharmacy cabinets for a cool million. Whilst not being a philistine to decide what is art or not, though I remember the strange day when. , Whilst working at the Tate Gallery I noticed a chap sitting on his portable fishing stool looking like that character from Viz's Modern Parents, stroking his beard and looking awestruck at a painting that was nothing more than a canvas painted red!
....I heartily chuckled when Tracy Emins tent was burnt down and chuckled even more when the little circle of psychophants couldn&#39;t understand why the general public laughed at the <s>mis</s>fortune.
On deciding who I would place in C*nts corner I was stuck between Hirst and Emin, but have chosen Emin because she would probably support Chelsea or Man United.

Who will you place in the proverbial right angled wall...and why?

 

[steveh1510]

Jamie Oliver. Because he&#39;s Jamie Oliver.

 

[Mad Cyril]

Bob Geldof.

 

[BILLERICAY BLUE]

Tony Blair

 

[Ron Manager]

Prince Phillip

 

[HUMBLEPIE]

Gordon Brown....

 

[ESG]

Tony Blair and George Bush

 

[West Country Shrimper]

Mr 2 Jags himself. Others have posted up who I wanted to, so I thought this one would be a good addition.

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

nPower. The fcukers have annoyed me for the last time today... I&#39;ll be changing my supplier, you ****s.

If it has to be a person: Adrian Mutu. I&#39;d give my right testicle to be as talented as he is on a football pitch, and yet what does he do? Fritters it all away by snorting charlie. What a c*nt.

 

[Birri]

Quote[/b] (Matt the Shrimp @ Oct. 19 2004,16:34)]Adrian Mutu.  I'd give my right testicle to be as talented as he is on a football pitch, and yet what does he do?  Fritters it all away by snorting charlie.  What a c*nt.

He isn't the first and won't be the last either though matt !

 

[Guest]

Robert Kilroy-Silk

Jamie Theakston

 

[Benfleetshrimp]

The only person in the whole wide world I really hate at the moment is



Craig Bellamy

What a ****

 

[blues_r_best]

Quote[/b] (Guest @ Oct. 19 2004,16:39)]Robert Kilroy-Silk

Jamie Theakston

Good Call.

I&#39;ll add Ben Affleck.

 

[Spaceman Spiff]

Jacques Chirac

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

Quote[/b] (Spaceman Spiff @ Oct. 19 2004,17:45)]Jacques Chirac  

You xenophobic plank...

 

[* ORM *]

Dale Winton
Graham Norton
Sven Goran-Erikkson
David Beckham
Ken Livingstone

If I had to pick one from this list Norton stands out by a country mile. His kind of smutty humour has no place on mainstream television and I&#39;m pretty sure BBC are regretting the day they offered him a contract. They still don&#39;t appear to have found a suitable Saturday night vehicle for him. I&#39;d suggest a complementary Rolls-Royce with a car bomb.

 

[overseas shrimper]

Quote[/b] (* ORM * @ Oct. 19 2004,18:44)]Norton stands out by a country mile.

When alone with you in your bedroom, of course.

 

[BluePartridge]

Robbie Williams, plus all them right wing loons that call themselves UKIP&#33;

 

[Ron Manager]

Quote[/b] (BluePartridge @ Oct. 19 2004,20:29)]Robbie Williams, plus all them right wing loons that call themselves UKIP&#33;

Oh yes, the fat talentless dancer from Take That...total c**t&#33;

 

[The Artful Shrimper]

As i&#39;ve got bugger all to do the next couple of days I shall assemble this motley crew into a Seargeant peppers type picture thing which I will duly upload here so we can all gaze at our very own bunch of c**ts when we&#39;re bored and depressed and look upon said people and be content that we are not like them&#33; ...

anyway........any more?