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Can Anyone Top This On A Night Out?


aka Ian Poulter
Jan 23, 2005
Parts Unknown
Met up with a mate this weekend who I hadnt seen for a while. Naturally we chatted about the good old days and then managed to remember a stonking event that happened during our misspent youth in Dukes.

One night was at the bar and my mate Little John started chatting to this bird and her mate, he seemed to be getting on well with them so me and Andy (other mate) left him to it whilst going on the prowl elsewhere. Came back a while later, John had bought one of them a drink and was having a dance.

The one who he'd bought the drink for then started to give him the cold shoulder, John walked back over to us and we said ''think she's not interested mate''. Now Little John had a few by then so he calmly walked back over to this bird.

Obviously the music pretty loud so you cant hear the person next to you let alone over the other side of the club. We've seen John say something to her, she said something back and shook her head, John then took the drink out of her hand and walked back over to us.

Me and Andy rather bemused asked him what happened, John replies ''I asked her if I was going to get anything off her to which she replied NO!!, I then said I'll have my drink back''

Had us in stitches, bloke had balls of steel to do that.

Can anyone top that?