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[South Bank Hank]

 

[South Bank Hank]

The Southend United School of Driving is focused on helping players avoid two yellows...

 

[MK Shrimper]

Ron tempted Kevin Bond with the promise of a life in the fast lane at Southend United.

 

[Napster]

Is Michael Timlin back?

 

[Yorkshire Blue]

We shouldn't be on a downward cycle path

 

[South Bank Hank]

Is Michael Timlin back?

He is, but he's claiming it was someone else.

 

[Rob1920]

Who pinched my bike rack?

 

[Firestorm]

Don't sign that Mohsni fella , I have heard he is a right cycle path

 

[South Bank Hank]

Ron discovered that it wasn't just his plans for a new stadium that kept stalling.

 

[fbm]

"Hey, Dieng... in this country we drive on the left..."

 

[jim]

Should get more points for parking like that than we got all last season.

 

[tallboyblue]

Its Keen two yellows and he`s off.

 

[davewebbsbrain]

That's odd, he usually does white lines

 

[Suffolk Shrimper In Dorset]

small cyclist flattened

 

[Floval Flyer]

That's odd, he usually does white lines

How long til Nile gets a mention!?

 

[jarvisyeh]

small cyclist flattened

Luckily, only the bike was flattened. As you can see in the picture, no cyclist involved.

 

[South Bank Hank]

Bulgarian International Svetoslav Todorov witnesses a different response to step-over training in England's League One.

 

[davewebbsbrain]

The dog agility show didn't go as planned

 

[MK Shrimper]

Todorov fails to understand the vagaries of Croquet and therefore is due to be deported.

 

[South Bank Hank]

Southend United release photograph of X-rated tackle that rules out John White for the season.