Captions please...

[Floval Flyer]

In case you wondered, yes I’m bored...

Couple of of pics from McGlashans twitter feed, someone’s gotta be able come up with some decent captions for these two;






(how can i make these pics bigger>?)

 

[onceknownasrab]

Pic 1. 'Identity parades are all well and good but I can't quite decide between the one on the left and the one on the right. They all look the same to me in that get up!'

Pic 2. 'Brace yourself. It's going to hurt you a lot more than me.'

 

[Floval Flyer]

Re pic 2
Looks like Tyson Fury is back in shape, and his sparring partner looks out for the count too!

 

[The Big Dady]

(how can i make these pics bigger>?)

Here you go.

 

[Somerset Ex-TTB]

Pic 1 - Who has got the most excited. Answers on a postcard.

 

[The Big Dady]

We can not wait to stuff the Ewe's.

 

[mattitouk]

Clarkson: "Listen closely, your on a final warning McGlashan !!.... if i catch you dipping into my half time KFC Family feast bucket once more, the next time you get knocked down, you ain't getting back up!!..Comprende?".

 

[The Big Dady]

Clarkson "No I have not got six fingers, that is that lot over there".

 

[Blues 'n twos]

Pic 2: Listen Glash, now Turner has vacated the treatment room I have 1 space left now.

 

[Floval Flyer]

Clarkson "Did you know that my favourite film is The Deliverence? And, er I’ve got it on DVD back at my flat...”

 

[GNH]

Clarkson is saying........So, if I had 27 pukka pies in my kit bag at the start of the game, how many do you think i have left now......and no you can't have it

 

[MK Shrimper]

Pic 2: Clarkson: "That's how many teams there are in Essex".

 

[Yorkshire Blue]

Look at my finger without moving your head.

Keep looking at my finger and breathe deeply.

The finger, look at the finger.

Keep looking at the finger.

Just watch the finger and breathe slowly.

You're starting to feel drowsy.

Right, you're under. Your name's now Ricky Otto and you beat right backs for fun.

 

[Special Blue]

I Won't tell you again stop pinching my knee!

 

[Yorkshire Blue]

According to celebrity Southend fan Alison Moyet, what direction is the only way?

 

[AndyT]

Wasn't that Yazz, rather than Yazoo?

 

[Yorkshire Blue]

Wasn't that Yazz, rather than Yazoo?

Yes.

Are you looking as dazed and confused as McGlashan is in that photo?

 

[Yorkshire Blue]

Brown's search for elusive X-factor continues.

 

[Blues4LifeDan]

Is it coz I is black?

No McLaughlin, it isn't!

 

[united we stand]

McGlashan?".

A dazed Mcglashen

Why is there an 8 foot tall, 6 foot wide guy in front of me, and why has he got a rubber glove on?