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danburyshrimper

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Just heard that Jeremy Kyle has been released from the club + we are looking at potential other celebrities for trials during pre season.

James Corden as Smiffy has been mentioned after his famous stirring team talk to the England football team, and maybe we could get Delia in after a couple of bottles of red for a drunken rant to shake up our lethargic team.

How about Kate Beckinsale whipping up a different kind of win bonus ?

any others ...?
 
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