I would have to be locked in a toilet so I couldn't tell them how ****ing hugely overrated their band was.
Carry on MK and you’ll be banned for life.
I would have to be locked in a toilet so I couldn't tell them how ****ing hugely overrated their band was.
I should maybe point out that I wasn't 100% serious using 'Fat Bottomed Girls' to win you over.I clearly have. A grade sheeeeee ite.
I should maybe point out that I wasn't 100% serious using 'Fat Bottomed Girls' to win you over.
Met Billy Murrey twice while he was collecting the remains of the cars his daughter kept crashing. Total tosser.
My brother in law bumped into David Essex outside a theatre in London years ago and sat him flat on his arse.
He toured the States but refused to get internal flights due to carbon footprint and traveled by Greyhound buses. That's why we didn't see him for years.I have no idea if it's already in this thread, but I met Rob Newman (of Mary Whitehouse Experience) is a danky comedy club many, many moon ago. I remember big hands and lots of hair, nice chap though.
did he look hungry?Going back a bit here..... The family were big scrambling fans back in the 60's and at an event over in Hadleigh, we bumped into Lee Marvin Had a couple of heavies with him but took the time to have a little chat - still got his autograph up in the loft somewhere. Probably about the time he was over filming The Dirty Dozen but not too sure about that.
I met Muhammad Ali and Tim Witherspoon. In Basildon of all places, would you believe.For anyone who’s remotely interested in boxing, I’ve met a few faces; Evander Holyfield (very briefly), Lennox Lewis, both Hattons, Bernard Hopkins, Peter Manfredo Jr, Jeff Lacy, Enzo Mac, Tyson Fury, Shannon Briggs, Billy Joe Saunders.
I sat a couple rows behind Lloyd Honeyghan at an event once, but didn’t get a chance to speak to him. Been in similar situations with Marco Antonio Barrera, Joe Calzaghe, Erik Morales & Oscar De La Hoya.
One thing that will forever bug me, is missing Mike Tyson in a particular Las Vegas bar. A small group of us had been in this bar for a good while. Not sure what time it was, but a few had decided to head off somewhere else, me included.
Imagine my disappointment at meeting up with those of them that didn’t leave, the next day, only to find out that about 15 minutes after we left, Tyson came in, and was out of his box, talking **** & being a general menace.
This was 2008, so around the time when Tyson had put on the weight, got the face tattoo, & was walking around clutching a carrier bag full of Peruvian goodness, with a drinking straw rammed into it, for the ultimate, on-the-go snorting.
I’ve seen a load of A-list stars* at fights, but never got the chance to speak to them.
*and I do mean A-list: Jack Nicholson, Stallone, Bruce Willis, Pitt & Jolie, Will Ferrell, Denzel
I met Muhammad Ali and Tim Witherspoon. In Basildon of all places, would you believe.
I met Muhammad Ali and Tim Witherspoon. In Basildon of all places, would you believe.