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Clever lyrics

MK Shrimper

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Nothing ground breaking or generation inspiring but the song The Outdoor Type by the Lemonheads has always struck me for it's witty, clever lyrics.

I can't go away with you on a rock climbing weekend
What if somethings on tv and its never shown again
Its just as well I'm not invited I'm afraid of heights
I lied about being the outdoor type


Any other examples?
 
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Dire Straits Telegraph Road. It perfectly sums up (in 2 lines) how the US towns and cities in the West grew:

Then came the churches, then came the schools
Then came the lawyers, then came the rules

In fact the whole song perfectly sums up how the West was populated:

A long time ago came a man on a track
Walking thirty miles with a sack on his back
And he put down his load where he thought it was the best
Made a home in the wilderness

He built a cabin and a winter store
And he ploughed up the ground by the cold lake shore
And the other travellers came walking down the track
And they never went further, no, they never went back

Then came the churches, then came the schools
Then came the lawyers, then came the rules
Then came the trains and the trucks with their load
And the dirty old track was the Telegraph Road

Then came the mines, then came the ore
Then there was the hard times, then there was a war
Telegraph sang a song about the world outside
Telegraph Road got so deep and so wide
Like a rolling river
 
National ****e Day by Half Man Half Biscuit - 'There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millett's!'
 
Nothing ground breaking or generation inspiring but the song The Outdoor Type by the Lemonheads has always struck me for it's witty, cleverr lyrics.

I can't go away with you on a rock climbing weekend
What if somethings on tv and its never shown again
Its just as well I'm not invited I'm afraid of heights
I lied about being the outdoor type


Any other examples?

The Lemonheads are so underrated!

I've got a couple of their LPs and each one is fab.
 
My favourite modern day lyricist is Spencer Krug of Wolf Parade, Sunset Rubdown, Moonface and more. You need to hear his words in the context of the songs really, but as a little sample...

And when I die
You can put on costumes
In the style of the clothes I wore
And sing the songs your mother taught you
When you were too young to know
That this was what they were for

Like some dead relative
You will remember me most by my funeral
And all the beautiful toasts you made
Take back the spade
We've both been filling up our days
Like we were filling in a grave
 
Im as serious as cancer, when I say rhythm is a dancer

actually always liked Big Daddy Kane

"Brain cells are lit. Ideas start to hit/Next the formation of words that fit/At the table I sit, making it legit/And when my pen hits the paper. Ahh ****!"

Notorious BIG

"We used to fuss when the landlord dissed us/No heat. Wonder why Christmas missed us/Birthdays was the worst days/Now we sip champagne when we thirst-ay."
 
The magnificent lyricist Chris Difford is playing here in PZ tonight. Here's one of his crackers:-

 
Blak Twang - Red letters

It's like receiving hate mail written with poison pens
Sinking in red letters piling up under the chin
Swimming in British Gas, Council Tax and Thames Water
British Telecom letters backdated from last quarter go
'Dear Mr. O, from our records it shows
Your bills are overdue, so you need to pay what you owe
Please send me the payment, for the full amount
By cash, cheque, direct debit or budget account, now
However, if you've already paid ignore the letter
If you don't pay up in seven days we'll send the debt collectors'
I get, one red letter after one red letter

You need to listen to get the flow. 19 long time, IMO the best UK hip hop album ever released
 
Blak Twang - Red letters

It's like receiving hate mail written with poison pens
Sinking in red letters piling up under the chin
Swimming in British Gas, Council Tax and Thames Water
British Telecom letters backdated from last quarter go
'Dear Mr. O, from our records it shows
Your bills are overdue, so you need to pay what you owe
Please send me the payment, for the full amount
By cash, cheque, direct debit or budget account, now
However, if you've already paid ignore the letter
If you don't pay up in seven days we'll send the debt collectors'
I get, one red letter after one red letter

You need to listen to get the flow. 19 long time, IMO the best UK hip hop album ever released

Yeah not bad
Two more. From the absolute classic Streets first album

Then the girl in the cafe taps me on the shoulder
I realize five years went by I'm older
Memories smoulder winters colder
But that same piano loops over and over and over
The road shines and the rain washes away
The same Chinese takeaway selling **** in a tray
It's dark all round I walk down same sight same sounds new beats though
Solid concrete under my feet
No surprises no treats the world stands still as my mind sloshes round
The washing up bowl in my crown
My life's been up and down since i walked from that crowd

and from Ian Dury...

Why don't you get back into bed?
Why don't you get back into bed?
Why don't you get back into bed?
Why don't you get back into bed?
Why don't you get back into bed?
Why don't you get back into bed?
Why don't you get back into bed?
Why don't you get back into bed?
Why don't you get back into bed?
Why don't you get back into bed?

Reasons to be cheerful, part three
1, 2, 3

Summer, Buddy Holly, the working folly
Good golly, Miss Molly and boats
Hammersmith Palais, the Bolshoi Ballet
Jump back in the alley and nanny goats
Eighteen wheeler Scammells, Dominica camels
All other mammals plus equal votes
Seeing Piccadilly, Fanny Smith and Willie
Being rather silly and porridge oats
A bit of grin and bear it, a bit of come and share it
You're welcome we can spare it, yellow socks
Too short to be haughty, too nutty to be naughty
Going on forty no electric shocks
The juice of a carrot, the smile of a parrot
A little drop of claret, anything that rocks
Elvis and Scotty, the days when I ain't spotty
Sitting on a potty, curing smallpox

Reasons to be cheerful, part three
Reasons to be cheerful, part three
Reasons to be cheerful, part three
Reasons to be cheerful, one, two, three

Reasons to be cheerful, part three, verse two

Health service glasses, gigolos and brasses
Round or skinny bottoms
Take your mum to Paris, lighting up a chalice
Wee Willie Harris
Bantu Steven Biko, listening to Rico
Harpo Groucho Chico
Cheddar cheese and pickle, a Vincent motorsickle
Slap and tickle
Woody Allen, Dali, Domitrie and Pascale
Balla, balla, balla and Volare
Something nice to study, phoning up a buddy
Being in my nuddy
Saying okey-dokey, sing-a-long a Smokie
Coming out of chokie
John Coltrane's soprano, Adie Celentano
Beuno Colino

Reasons to be cheerful, part three
Reasons to be cheerful, part three
Reasons to be cheerful, part three
Reasons to be cheerful, one, two, three

What about a, what about a, what about a, what about a,
What about a, what about a, what about a, what about a,
What about a, what about a, what about a, what about a,
What about a, what about a what?

Yes, yes, dear, dear perhaps next year
Or maybe even never
In which case...

Woody Allan, Dali, Domitrie and Pascale
Balla, balla, balla and Volare
Something nice to study, phoning up a buddy
Being in my nuddy
Saying okey-dokey, sing-a-long a Smokie
Coming out a chokie
John Coltrane's soprano, Adie Celentano
Beuno Colino

Reasons to be cheerful, part three
Reasons to be cheerful, part three
Reasons to be cheerful, part three
Reasons to be cheerful, one, two, three
 
That last track, I saw performed after Dury had passed, with Phil Jupitus as singer, and they brought on Wee Willie Harris in the middle of the song!
 
The whole of Les Misérables lyrics. Herbert Kretzmer was a genius for creating that libretto.
 
Where on earth are you from?
We're from England
Where you come from
Do you put the kettle on?


Kick it!


Can I introduce you please to a lump of
Cheddar cheese
Knit one
Pearl one
Drop one
Curl one


Kick it!

Me and me mum and me dad and me gran
We're off to Waterloo
Me and me mum and me dad and me gran
And a bucket of vindaloo


Bucket!
 
"I never dreamt it could happen to me,
and sure enough it didn't" Mega City 4.

"Afraid of never knowing fear" Nirvana

Literally any song by Carter USM. Showing my age here.
 
Literally any song by Carter USM. Showing my age here.

"Suffer in silence," said Brigadier General Holmes
Or change your name to Smith or Jones
Learn to live with all the death threat notes
The big bannanas and the racist jokes


Me too :Smile:
 
We've already had a bit of Squeeze, time for a bit (lot) more because every verse is clever:

The Indians send signals From the rocks above the pass
The cowboys take positions In the bushes and the grass
The squaw is with the corporal She is tied against the tree
She doesn't mind the language It's the beating she don't need
She lets loose all the horses When the corporal is asleep
And he wakes to find the fire's dead And arrows in his hat
And davy crockett rides around And says it's cool for cats

The sweeney's doing ninety Cause they've got the word to go
They get a gang of villains In a shed up at heathrow
They're counting out the fivers When the handcuffs lock again
In and out of wandsworth With the numbers on their names
It's funny how their missus' Always look the bleeding same
And meanwhile at the station There's a couple of likely lads
Who swear like how's your father And they're very cool for cats
They're cool for cats

To change the mood a little I've been posing down the pub
On seeing my reflection I'm looking slightly rough
I fancy this, I fancy that I want to be so flash
I give a little muscle And I spend a little cash
But all I get is bitter and a nasty little rash
And by the time I'm sober I've forgotten what I've had
And everybody tells me that it's cool to be a cat
Cool for cats

Shake up at the disco And I think I've got a pull
I ask her lots of questions And she hangs on to the wall
I kiss her for the first time And then I take her home
I'm invited in for coffee And I give the dog a bone
She likes to go to discos But she's never on her own
I said I'll see you later And I give her some old chat
But it's not like that on the T.V. When it's cool for cats
It's cool for cats
 
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