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Cobra Yawn

Pubey

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I managed to cover my son in saliva accidentally by doing a cobra yawn yesterday. My wife thought I was disgusting and has allegedly never done one and doesn't believe they happen.

People of SZ, back me up here!!
 
A what now? I'm with Mrs Pubey, you are a pig. :smile:

When you yawn you involuntarily spray saliva from your mouth. It can go quite a distance. I normally cover my mouth with my hand but was carrying a box and so just yawned and it went about 2 metres!
 
Yeah Ive been known to do that from time to time.

Sign of manliness I'd imagine.
 
Yeah, that's normal. No different to the ectoplasm that flies out when you do an armpit fart. Just tell the kids to keep clear.
 
When you yawn you involuntarily spray saliva from your mouth. It can go quite a distance. I normally cover my mouth with my hand but was carrying a box and so just yawned and it went about 2 metres!

2 metres,thats impressive Pubey,years of practice no doubt.
 
Sometimes a couple of spots come out, but enough to cover your son must have been impressive!
 
The Cobra Yawn is such rampant tosh that THIS thread on ShrimperZone is already now the fifth ranked page on Google for the term. We're now considered amongst the world's experts on the subject.

JT, stop spitting on your kids!

:smile:
 
Item 6 is a T Shirt on Amazon though.

Might have to buy one as I am clearly one of the mighty few capable of such magnificent feats.
 
Item 6 is a T Shirt on Amazon though.

Might have to buy one as I am clearly one of the mighty few capable of such magnificent feats.

"Got cobra yawn?"

Sounds like a horrible new STD ...
 
Hahaha. This happens to me quite a bit, normally when I brush my teeth. I thought I was the only 'Cobra Yawner' til I read this!
 
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