Col Ewe Boxing Day Conductor Required - Applications Please

[Suffolk Shrimper In Dorset]

OK, I have asked Col Ewe to provide a podium at the front of the away end on Boxing Day. Just need someone to stand on it and lead the chants. Applications please with details as to why you think you will be the best for that role. I am looking for something like this:
[video=youtube;AOyAHooj4tQ]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOyAHooj4tQ[/video]

UTB:smile:

 

[Massimo Giovanni]

There are a few in TBV who love doing a bare chested turn; they don't seem to watch the footie but have their backs to the game for long periods so maybe them or the drummer?
Or get Bilel in for a special performance; I have heard him singing and he does belt them out across the changing rooms and does fire eating and knife throwing tricks too.
Alison Moyet? she has lapsed her season ticket so might not have got a seat for this show, a freebie might be the thing to tempt her back then get her out there.

 

[Colchester and proud!]

We have selected our conductor already, I think the face matches the result I am expecting :'(

 

[Swiss Tony]

A bare chested Ronni Martini is the man for the job leading us into mass hysteria.

 

[Suffolk Shrimper In Dorset]

There are a few in TBV who love doing a bare chested turn; they don't seem to watch the footie but have their backs to the game for long periods so maybe them or the drummer?
Or get Bilel in for a special performance; I have heard him singing and he does belt them out across the changing rooms and does fire eating and knife throwing tricks too.
Alison Moyet? she has lapsed her season ticket so might not have got a seat for this show, a freebie might be the thing to tempt her back then get her out there.

A bare-chested Alison Moyet? Moderators please delete this thought, it's too much for me.:blush:

 

[Blues 'n twos]

In all seriousness, we may need a "focal point" for our vocal support if Col U stick to their guns and insist on allocated seating, otherwise we are going to have various chants going out from pockets of supporters spread throughout the stand, and nothing coordinated.

 

[Shrimper Neil]

Would be great if we all stood up for the whole game as well. Most other clubs with large away followings (especially local derbies) stand all game and it definitely makes for a better atmosphere

 

[RHB]

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We have selected our conductor already, I think the face matches the result I am expecting :'(

That's a pretty grave statement CaP given Steven Lewis's August finale.

 

[Colchester and proud!]

That's a pretty grave statement CaP given Steven Lewis's August finale.

Yes the mood amongst some of the Col U fans is can we forfeit the game and call it 3-0 to you! Funny but not good we shall see!

 

[Swiss Tony]

Yes the mood amongst some of the Col U fans is can we forfeit the game and call it 3-0 to you! Funny but not good we shall see!

Whats that coming over the hill,it's relegation.:whistling:

 

[Massimo Giovanni]

Would be great if we all stood up for the whole game as well. Most other clubs with large away followings (especially local derbies) stand all game and it definitely makes for a better atmosphere

Not for my 4'11" mother in law in her 70s!
Great for you maybe, not for her, others or kids BUT as long as you are happy................:sad:

 

[OldBlueLady]

Would be great if we all stood up for the whole game as well. Most other clubs with large away followings (especially local derbies) stand all game and it definitely makes for a better atmosphere

Not sure my parents in their late 70s, other elderly supporters or those of us who suffer with bad backs would go along with that. :nope:

 

[Colchester and proud!]

Whats that coming over the hill,it's relegation.:whistling:

Hmm heard that before somewhere a few years ago, can't think where :winking:

 

[Colchester and proud!]

Would be great if we all stood up for the whole game as well. Most other clubs with large away followings (especially local derbies) stand all game and it definitely makes for a better atmosphere

Won't happen because the stewards crack down on that sort of thing, maybe the back couple of rows will get away with it but thats about all, as others have said, the needs of children, infirm and elderly will be the main consideration.

 

[Swiss Tony]

Hmm heard that before somewhere a few years ago, can't think where :winking:

What goes round comes round my twelve fingered friend.:winking:

 

[Supa Shrimpa]

I'll do it...I suggest we start with the following (to the tune of The Addams Family)

Your sister is your mother
Your father is your brother
You all s**g one another
The Col U family
da da da da

 

[Voice of Reason]

I'm sure ding a ling will get an airing sometime on boxing day

 

[Bkdside]

Hmm heard that before somewhere a few years ago, can't think where :winking:

**** off back to non-league

 

[Colchester and proud!]

What goes round comes round my twelve fingered friend.:winking:

Sadly yes, but I think we might not go down even though things look grim, a new manager might be just the tonic we need, there are some good players here we just need fresh ideas and one or two players with experience in defence.

 

[admam89]

sitting down at away games is rubbish. looks and sounds a lot better when we're all standing especially in a derby game