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Could you live without your tallywacker?

Could you get rid of your dangly bit/

  • No way, I would rather chew my left testicle off!

    Votes: 7 87.5%
  • yes.... I could do without the little fella,as it would save me thinking obscene thoughts!

    Votes: 1 12.5%

  • Total voters
    8

Winkle

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Apr 11, 2005
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Had a good discussion tonight (apart from us being robbed) about things you could do without in life. I started it off with the usual, tv, ipod ,sky +, mobile phone and although I would find it hard at first, after a while I am sure I could ajust. My mate said what about an arm or a leg what would you choose? I said "If push come to shove it would have to be an arm as I have another" but I use my legs to walk and could not contemplate losing one of those.
It then expanded on to " the little general" Now as much as I love my arms and legs I would forgo all four to keep the little fella in tact. All the men agreed with me except one who said that he could basically live a life of abstinance for the sake of walking and being ablily limbed.
I simply could not understand this as it goes against everything that is sacred to me, because without treating the little fella to a few nights of pleasure once a month, what else is there.
My question is, could you sacrifice your tallywacker?
 
Great User Name for this thread, Winkle! ;)

I like being able to pee standing up, so I would miss it. However it leads one astray too easily. Remember the old saying:

God gave Man a brain and a penis, but sadly not enough blood to operate both at once.
 
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