Credit Crisis - Japanese Banks

[londonblue]

The credit crisis has reached Japan...

In the last 7 days:

* Origami Bank has folded,

* Sumo Bank has gone belly up and,

* Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.

* Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song,

* While today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived.

* Samurai Bank are soldiering on following sharp cutbacks,

* Ninja Bank are reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black,

* Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and,

* Analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared that staff may get a raw deal.

 

[SUFC_Al]

:clap:

very good.

 

[Nobby Snide]

brilliant...where did you get that from?

 

[MrB]

Lehman Bros management stage a protest:

 

[BrettieAngell]

Lehman Bros management stage a protest:

Thats brilliant!

I felt really sorry for those bankers leaving their job and getting in their limo's! NOT!!

 

[steveo]

I hear the Yoga Bank is in a difficult position at the moment.

 

[londonblue]

I hear the Yoga Bank is in a difficult position at the moment.

Carrying on the theme, I hear Pilates Bank (tenuous or what) don't have the stomach for it.

 

[* ORM *]

Silicon Bank has gone t!ts up

The Telephone Bank has gone into receivership

The Microsoft Office Bank has gone into administration

The Dyslexic Crossword Bank is insolvent

The Nurses Trying to Carry Bedlinen Around the Hospital on a Unicycle Bank has a problem with Balance Sheets

 

[jassyfa1]

If the sperm bank is on a slippery slope

 

[McNasty]

If the sperm bank is on a slippery slope

I think that one might have gone to the wall. W***ers.

 

[Cricko]

All shares in the Koi bank have been suspended..it seems the big fish at the top have gone into hibernation and disappeared..

Spokesperson Mr Sarfplankhunky ..was unavailable to comment.

 

[McNasty]

Just for you John, at the Sanyo Bank all the screens are broken and they are only 2 years old.

 

[davewebbsbrain]

Whereas at the bank of Southend United, things are on the up!!

 

[South Bank Hank]

The head of the Geriatric Bank can see that it's now in sharp decline. The bank can no longer compete with the younger banks coming through and its best days are clearly behind it.

:cricko: