Directions Please

[* ORM *]

1.Start at London Heathrow Airport.
2.Catch flight from London Heathrow to Dallas Fort Worth Airport.
3.Hire car at Dallas Fort Worth Airport.
4.Start going toward the "Airport Exit" on "International Parkway South" -
follow for 0.2 miles.
5.Bear left onto the highway toward "Terminal East Parking" - follow for
0.3 miles
6.Bear left onto "International Parkway North" toward "North Airport
Exit" - follow for 2.9 miles
7.Take the "Highway 114 west" exit toward "Fort Worth" - follow for 29.2 miles
8.Then continue on "US 287 north" - follow for 91.1 miles
9."US 287 north" becomes "Interstate-44 east" - follow for 0.7 miles
10.Take left fork onto "US-287 north" toward "Vernon" - follow for 104.0 miles
11."US 287 north" becomes "Avenue F (US-287)" - follow for 2.8 miles
12.Continue to follow "US 287 north" - follow for 104.9 miles
13.Take left ramp onto "Interstate 40 west" toward "Dumas" - follow for 7.8 miles
14.Take "Exit 70" onto "US 60 east" toward "Dumas" - follow for 0.5miles
15.Take the "Buchanan Street" exit toward "Dumas/Pampa" - follow for 1.7 miles
16.Turn right onto "Old Route 66 (Interstate 40)" - follow for 0.1miles
17.Arrive at the centre of town.


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Now that's the way to f**king Amarillo!!!!!!!!
SO CAN EVERYONE STOP SINGING IT NOW . . .!

 

[Leeboy]

no, you miserable sod

 

[Hong Kong Blue]

In the last week I've heard that joke more times than I've heard that song.