Doctor on call

[Jonny_Stokes]

I know two doctors. One is my little sister up in Sheffield, the other my ex's mum (see: threads passim). Therefore I am in need of a doctor to be available this evening to treat any life-threatening injuries that I might be sustaining in the coming hours. Any takers?

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

You could always walk to mine after the game, Jonny, and then I'll run you down to Lewisham Hospital...

:p

 

[MrB]

Could you be more specific about the injuries you expect to receive?

 

[Jonny_Stokes]

I don't think running me down will be much of a tonic to any injuries I may have suffered.

 

[Jonny_Stokes]

Could you be more specific about the injuries you expect to receive?

Fractures, lacerations and cholera.

 

[MrB]

I know a vet you can visit.

 

[Jonny_Stokes]

Does (s)he know how to tame Lions?

 

[MrB]

Yes, I believe they do.

 

[Jonny_Stokes]

Make sure she's got her pager switched on, then.

Fancy coming to the game, Matt?

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

Fancy coming to the game, Matt?

Wild horses would not drag me to The Den, Jonny. Besides, there's a small matter of a Championship game taking place in Southend-on-sea this evening at which my attendance has been pre-arranged...

:D

Matt

 

[MrB]

Wild horses would not drag me to The Den, Jonny. Besides, there's a small matter of a Championship game taking place in Southend-on-sea this evening at which my attendance has been pre-arranged...

:D

Matt

MtS in attendance shocker!

Jonny, will do. She's very good at treating mace and giant axe wounds so you should be ok.

 

[Jonny_Stokes]

Wild horses would not drag me to The Den, Jonny. Besides, there's a small matter of a Championship game taking place in Southend-on-sea this evening at which my attendance has been pre-arranged...

:D

Matt

So what use is me dragging my bleeding torso to your door if you're in flippin' Sarfend? :fart:

I'll be in the Market Porter in half an hour, if you want a pre-match bevvie on your way through (assuming you're relying on Uncle Ken to get you on your way)?

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

MtS in attendance shocker!

:p

Two matches in four days for me, in fact, I may come over all faint...

:thump:

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

So what use is me dragging my bleeding torso to your door if you're in flippin' Sarfend? :fart:

I'll be in the Market Porter in half an hour, if you want a pre-match bevvie on your way through (assuming you're relying on Uncle Ken to get you on your way)?

Well, I can scoop up your remains when I get home, innit...

:p

Sadly, my Vauxhall - Liverpool St trajectory is not going to take me past London Bridge, which is a shame - since, the Market Porter is perhaps my favourite pub in London...

Good luck tonight, BTW. I would definitely crack a smile if you took three points back to East London with you tonight.

:D

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

Good luck tonight, BTW. I would definitely crack a smile if you took three points back to East London with you tonight.

:D

Ah well, at least the evening hasn't been a total wash out. That will surely be a game and a result you savour for many a long year - look forward to receiving the match report in due course. I see that you've also learnt the knack that all the best clubs score own goals for their rivals.

:p

Hope you got home in one piece...

:rolleyes:

 

[DTS]

:p

Two matches in four days for me, in fact, I may come over all faint...

:thump:

Any suprise we have had two straight defeats.

:flamer:

 

[The General]

Is JS alive!?

 

[Jonny_Stokes]

Is JS alive!?

Indeed. And in rather a good mood.

"YOOOOU'RE NOT SCARY ANY MOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!!!!!!"

:D :D :D :D :D (an appropriate 5 smileys)

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

Any suprise we have had two straight defeats.

:flamer:

Hey - I've seen us win this season. Once.

:eek: :cry:

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

Indeed. And in rather a good mood.

"YOOOOU'RE NOT SCARY ANY MOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!!!!!!"/QUOTE]
Come on then, match report etc. etc...

:p