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LITTLEMAN

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driving a work mate back home earlier,mate sees this hitchhiker and says

"stop,i know this fella hes alright"

so i stop,my mate then says

"oops,its not who i thought it was"  

nevermind i thought,id stopped and ill take him as far as im going

he comes to the front passenger window,mate opens window and asks how far hes going

its only a couple of miles so i tell him to get in,he was a big bearded fella with one bag so didnt think he would be much trouble.before getting in he asks if he can sit in the front because he has a bad knee..so my mate gets out and lets him have the front seat

as soon as he sits down i realise he stank of beer  nevermind i thought and carried on

after a few 100yds he looks into his bag,reaches in fiddles about a bit then has a sly look at me and my mate then pulls nothing out and sits back in his chair

he did it a few more times,reached in the bag,had a nervous sly look on him then pulled nothing out..

mate got a bit nervous and asked "whats in the bag mate"

to which he replies "mind your f%&king buisness"

we drive on  

again he does it...reaches in and pulls nothing out

mate asks him again "whats in the bag mate"

to which he again replies "mind your f%&king buisness"

im worried by now and ask him "whats in the bag fella"

he replies again "mind your f%&king buisness"

i pull over and tell him unless he tells us whats in the bag then hes getting out right there,right now

again he replies with "mind your f%&king buisness"

so i turn off the engine,my mate gets out and opens front passenger door and with me pushing and my mate trying to drag him out,we wrestle with the c%&t for a while but manage to get him out,mate runs into the car,locks the door and i get the car started and we speed off

after we got down the road a bit we realised his bag was still in the car
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Not bad, didnt get that job I told you about but got offered a booby prize. Gets me off nights and weekends in about 2 weeks so thats better than a cold cup of sick. Might even get a half season ticket at christmas. Lot of bother coming up but apparently im the man for the job, meaning if they offered it to someone else then I would have walked but there you go.
 

LITTLEMAN

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[b said:
Quote[/b] (Sebastian Weetabix @ Oct. 18 2005,20:25)]Not bad, didnt get that job I told you about but got offered a booby prize. Gets me off nights and weekends in about 2 weeks so thats better than a cold cup of sick. Might even get a half season ticket at christmas. Lot of bother coming up but apparently im the man for the job, meaning if they offered it to someone else then I would have walked but there you go.
Shame about the job mate, know you wanted the other one, but at least your hours change which will be good. I am thinking of getting a Half one aswell.

What games you got planned ? PM me, you might be interested with something
 
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Quote[/b] (* ORM * @ Oct. 18 2005,23:50)]Ok this may have gone way over my head but in a Napsterish moment you appear to know something we don't.

What was in the f%&kING bag ? Or have I been a complete **** ?  
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I think you will be told to "mind your f%&king buisness"

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[b said:
Quote[/b] (The Artful Shrimper @ Oct. 19 2005,09:56)]
[b said:
Quote[/b] (* ORM * @ Oct. 18 2005,23:50)]Ok this may have gone way over my head but in a Napsterish moment you appear to know something we don't.

What was in the f%&kING bag ? Or have I been a complete **** ?  
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I think you will be told to "mind your f%&king buisness"

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Doh ! I think it has just sunk in.

Well it was late last night and I had done yet another 13.5 hour day ! plus three hours travelling.
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LITTLEMAN

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"Mind your f%&king business " !!


Dave the Shrimper PM'ed me saying, Sorry mate im lost. What was in the bag
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Bit slow Dave
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DTS

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YOU GRASS !!!!!!!!!!
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I did ask if it was his Johnson....!!!!

Last time I PM you in confidence
 
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