LITTLEMAN
First XI
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- Oct 24, 2003
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driving a work mate back home earlier,mate sees this hitchhiker and says
"stop,i know this fella hes alright"
so i stop,my mate then says
"oops,its not who i thought it was"
nevermind i thought,id stopped and ill take him as far as im going
he comes to the front passenger window,mate opens window and asks how far hes going
its only a couple of miles so i tell him to get in,he was a big bearded fella with one bag so didnt think he would be much trouble.before getting in he asks if he can sit in the front because he has a bad knee..so my mate gets out and lets him have the front seat
as soon as he sits down i realise he stank of beer nevermind i thought and carried on
after a few 100yds he looks into his bag,reaches in fiddles about a bit then has a sly look at me and my mate then pulls nothing out and sits back in his chair
he did it a few more times,reached in the bag,had a nervous sly look on him then pulled nothing out..
mate got a bit nervous and asked "whats in the bag mate"
to which he replies "mind your f%&king buisness"
we drive on
again he does it...reaches in and pulls nothing out
mate asks him again "whats in the bag mate"
to which he again replies "mind your f%&king buisness"
im worried by now and ask him "whats in the bag fella"
he replies again "mind your f%&king buisness"
i pull over and tell him unless he tells us whats in the bag then hes getting out right there,right now
again he replies with "mind your f%&king buisness"
so i turn off the engine,my mate gets out and opens front passenger door and with me pushing and my mate trying to drag him out,we wrestle with the c%&t for a while but manage to get him out,mate runs into the car,locks the door and i get the car started and we speed off
after we got down the road a bit we realised his bag was still in the car
"stop,i know this fella hes alright"
so i stop,my mate then says
"oops,its not who i thought it was"
nevermind i thought,id stopped and ill take him as far as im going
he comes to the front passenger window,mate opens window and asks how far hes going
its only a couple of miles so i tell him to get in,he was a big bearded fella with one bag so didnt think he would be much trouble.before getting in he asks if he can sit in the front because he has a bad knee..so my mate gets out and lets him have the front seat
as soon as he sits down i realise he stank of beer nevermind i thought and carried on
after a few 100yds he looks into his bag,reaches in fiddles about a bit then has a sly look at me and my mate then pulls nothing out and sits back in his chair
he did it a few more times,reached in the bag,had a nervous sly look on him then pulled nothing out..
mate got a bit nervous and asked "whats in the bag mate"
to which he replies "mind your f%&king buisness"
we drive on
again he does it...reaches in and pulls nothing out
mate asks him again "whats in the bag mate"
to which he again replies "mind your f%&king buisness"
im worried by now and ask him "whats in the bag fella"
he replies again "mind your f%&king buisness"
i pull over and tell him unless he tells us whats in the bag then hes getting out right there,right now
again he replies with "mind your f%&king buisness"
so i turn off the engine,my mate gets out and opens front passenger door and with me pushing and my mate trying to drag him out,we wrestle with the c%&t for a while but manage to get him out,mate runs into the car,locks the door and i get the car started and we speed off
after we got down the road a bit we realised his bag was still in the car