Exotic names

[RobM.]

In my football times I have found these exotic names, all genuine players.

Jean Pierre Fan Fan
Massimo Maccarone
Hippolyte Dangbeto
Titus Bramble
I'm sure you can add some more - real players only, ta!

 

[Guest]

Fredy Eastwood

 

[W4 Shrimper]

Barrington Belgrave

 

[Davros]

Danny sh*ttu

 

[mighty_blues]

Thimothee Atouba.....enough said

 

[Barmy Army]

Isaac Okoronkwo
Marcus' Bent
Danny Gay

 

[Andy_S]

Bai Masse Lette Jallow
Toby Osh*tola
Bertie Brayley
Reagan Panzu
Przemyslaw Wielewski
Ezike (Former trial player of ours)

 

[RobM.]

"Przemyslaw Wielewski"

...and how does one pronounce that?! I assume with a mouthful of maltesers!

 

[Andy_S]

No idea! He's a youth player at Hornchurch, and he played a couple of games for their first team when everything went belly up.

Just noticed by the way that Tobi Osh*tola is now banging in the goals at Harlow Town after leaving Barnet.

 

[Stan]

Joonas Kolkka
Aki Riihilahti
Eugen Bopp
Jon Olav Hjelde

 

[blues_r_best]

Alfonso Roberto Garcia del Pozo
Jan Vennegoer of Hesselink
Marco Ruitenbeek

 

[RobM.]

Lamona Tresor Lua-Lua

 

[Song of the South Upper]

Francis Zappa Koroma
Stalin Rivas

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

Quote[/b] (blues_r_best @ Jan. 02 2005,13:18)]Jan Vennegoer of Hesselink

...which is an even better name when you realise that "of" is the Dutch word for "or". Yep... he's the only footballer with an optional surname!

Can't believe, in the comic names thread, no one has yet mentioned Nwankwo Kanu...