Question Famous relations

[Another Surrey Shrimper]

I am the illegitimate son of Norman Tebbit and Margaret Thatcher

now where did I put that betting slip

Sonia from Eastenders is related to me, as she likes to remind people.

we all relate to Sonia from Eastenders

 

[Ulysses]

My cousin is married to Mark King the snooker player. One of best mates great great uncle was William Pratt aka Boris Karloff

 

[OldBlueLady]

Not me but Southend Elvis who used to post on here is related to Lee Stafford the hairdresser to the stars. My claim to fame was that I broke his nose many years ago before he started his career in hairdressing but was well on his way to being a full time twot.

Heartily agree with that! He used to go out with my partner's niece and seems to have been a total ****.

 

[Berrichonne shrimper]

I wish i had a link to a pedo like townsend,well jell.

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

I wish i had a link to a pedo like townsend,well jell.

I asked my Mum to get me his book for Christmas, but she said she couldn't find it on Amazon. Surely not?

 

[Smudger]

I asked my Mum to get me his book for Christmas, but she said she couldn't find it on Amazon. Surely not?

Did you not look in the "Celebrity Nonce" section in Waterstones? It's right there next to Matthew Kelly and Gary Glitter's books.

Back on topic, Matt Cardle is my cousin, he of X-Factor dancer and makeup artist shagging fame. Lovely bloke actually.

 

[Napster]

Did you not look in the "Celebrity Nonce" section in Waterstones? It's right there next to Matthew Kelly and Gary Glitter's books.

Back on topic, Matt Cardle is my cousin, he of X-Factor dancer and makeup artist shagging fame. Lovely bloke actually.

Small world. I know Matt's Dad David through a previous job.

 

[Rob Noxious]

(Ex) DC Richard Spooner is my cousin ... surely he's famous enough for this thread on this forum?

BarnaBlue is my big bro' ... surely he's infamous enough for this thread on this forum?

 

[Rob Noxious]

It counts for me as it's pretty good. Not sure about investment banking mind. Everyone has a novel in them, wish I could find, publish and make a fortune out of mine, I could bloody well retire.

Harry - I'll see you right for that pint next time mate. :smile:

 

[GrumpyBlue]

My brother (Jerry C) played bass in Angelwitch, Chicken Shack, Eddie and the Hot Rods, the Sherman Robertson Band etc etc.

Both He and I were in a band in the late sixties with Mr B Martin of the Hamsters (me singing !!!!, Jerry on lead guitar, and Barry on drums - can`t remember the other two guys)

 

[McNasty]

My brother (Jerry C) played bass in Angelwitch, Chicken Shack, Eddie and the Hot Rods, the Sherman Robertson Band etc etc.

Both He and I were in a band in the late sixties with Mr B Martin of the Hamsters (me singing !!!!, Jerry on lead guitar, and Barry on drums - can`t remember the other two guys)

I sold a certain B Martin his first guitar when we were at the Youth Club as very young chaps. Over 40 years later I saw the Hamsters at Club Riga, a brilliant performance.

 

[Cricko]

I am supposed to be related to the Duke of Wellington at a distance...My dad once did the family tree,..,..it is a long drawn out story but Wellington apparently had an affair with the gardeners Mrs who got up the duff and who happened to come from our side of the family. Whether this is true of not who knows but I guess I do look rather regal at times, spiffin isn't it.

 

[canveyshrimper]

Harry - I'll see you right for that pint next time mate. :smile:

Sounds good to me mate.

 

[canveyshrimper]

I sold a certain B Martin his first guitar when we were at the Youth Club as very young chaps. Over 40 years later I saw the Hamsters at Club Riga, a brilliant performance.

I think the Hamsters are calling it a day next year and play a few farewell gigs in Putney.

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

I've heard that osymandus is related to Anthony Hutton from Big Brother.

 

[Dick Bate's Protege]

I am supposed to be related to the Duke of Wellington at a distance...My dad once did the family tree,..,..it is a long drawn out story but Wellington apparently had an affair with the gardeners Mrs who got up the duff and who happened to come from our side of the family. Whether this is true of not who knows but I guess I do look rather regal at times, spiffin isn't it.

So that makes him your great grandfather if my maths is right.

 

[sufcwatcha1]

My wife's cousin is Natasha Giggs, who was married to Ryan's brother Rhodri Giggs..

Should be fun this saturday going to Natasha mums 60th..:dizzy:

 

[Uncle Leo]

Former England and Yorkshire cricketer George Hirst is a great great uncle (or thereabouts) apparently.

Sinead O'Connor is a distant cousin on my Mum's side. Niece to a chap who married one of my Mum's aunts if I recall correctly.

I can't verify this one, but I'm sure my Nana had the world record for the most Senior Service smoked in a day. And the worst smokers cough in history.


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[Pubey]

My wife's cousin is Natasha Giggs, who was married to Ryan's brother Rhodri Giggs..

Should be fun this saturday going to Natasha mums 60th..:dizzy:

why, are you sleeping with her?!:whistling:

 

[McNasty]

I am supposed to be related to the Duke of Wellington at a distance...My dad once did the family tree,..,..it is a long drawn out story but Wellington apparently had an affair with the gardeners Mrs who got up the duff and who happened to come from our side of the family. Whether this is true of not who knows but I guess I do look rather regal at times, spiffin isn't it.

Fibber, you told me the lady got impregnated in the stables of the Duke of Wellington public house.