Fantasy Football Team Names

[BoyWonder2]

Ladies and gentleman,

Tomorrow is the deadline for submitting my Fantasy Football team, and I've assembled a solid squad which, fingers crossed, will beat my placing of 3rd last year round.

All I need is a funny football team name. So far I've had Olypmic Mayonesse, Cutmy Arshavin and FC Porto Cabin. I'm torn between So Solid Carew or AxeWound Killa.

Has anybody got any suggestions for team names.

 

[EastStandBlue]

Tinchy Sneijder
Borussia Yorteef

 

[Pubey]

Dynamo Mowlam

 

[canveyshrimper]

Sporting Lesbian

PVC Canvey

 

[MarcdeV]

Chamakh My B*tch Up

 

[The Big Shrimp]

Bayern Large

 

[ian_the_girth]

Diaby does Gallas :cool:

 

[MarcdeV]

UtakaDefoeKingPearce

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

How about...

[insertateamnameofyourchoicehere]

 

[Hazey]

Deportivo Lime Corona.
Unreal Madrid.

Incidently some friends of mine have just started in a 5 a side league, and we all live on an estate called Acre Lane, hence there team name, Acre Milan.