Fat Bastid
Coach
It's Monday, 3rd from bottom of league, not going to Canvey game and back in office miserable as sin!
But that does not stop me from posting a Monday laugh that you may have heard before, in which case laugh anyway :-
Enjoy!
A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies.
They then get to meet their maker, and because of the grief
they have experienced he decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise.
They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.
The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.
This goes on for a while but when God is halfway down the line, he notices the last guy in line giggling.
The giggling gets louder and louder until he
is uncontrollably laughing. When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his *** off.
Finally, God reaches this guy and asks him what his
wish will be.
The guy calms down, composes himself and looking at all the new beautiful people in front of him says: " Make 'em all ugly again".
Sorry, it is a Monday after all!
FB
But that does not stop me from posting a Monday laugh that you may have heard before, in which case laugh anyway :-
Enjoy!
A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies.
They then get to meet their maker, and because of the grief
they have experienced he decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise.
They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.
The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.
This goes on for a while but when God is halfway down the line, he notices the last guy in line giggling.
The giggling gets louder and louder until he
is uncontrollably laughing. When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his *** off.
Finally, God reaches this guy and asks him what his
wish will be.
The guy calms down, composes himself and looking at all the new beautiful people in front of him says: " Make 'em all ugly again".
Sorry, it is a Monday after all!
FB
