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Life President
There are some female celebs out there that the media build up as being beautiful, but they are, in actual fact, complete mingers. My five against the field:
1. The woman who is the main character in Sex and the City - I don't know her name. She advertises Lux aswell. She is no beauty, take a look she is the spitting image of Mr Punch
2. Anna Kournikova. No, no, no! She is obviously the love-child of Boris Yeltsin
3. Natasha Kaplinsky (BBC Breakfast). Caked under 36 layers of foundation. Suffers from the same skin and flesh being too big for the skull condition of Harry Redknapp
4. Victoria Beckham. No explanation required
5. Jodie Marsh. What is that on top of your torso? You call that a face? Real Chamber of Horrors stuff.
1. The woman who is the main character in Sex and the City - I don't know her name. She advertises Lux aswell. She is no beauty, take a look she is the spitting image of Mr Punch
2. Anna Kournikova. No, no, no! She is obviously the love-child of Boris Yeltsin
3. Natasha Kaplinsky (BBC Breakfast). Caked under 36 layers of foundation. Suffers from the same skin and flesh being too big for the skull condition of Harry Redknapp
4. Victoria Beckham. No explanation required
5. Jodie Marsh. What is that on top of your torso? You call that a face? Real Chamber of Horrors stuff.