Fifty Shades of Wayne Gray

[South Bank Hank]

Following Blue & Pink Army's suggestion in the Mohsni thread... a definitive list of Southend United literature.

Fifty Shades of Wayne Gray
...an erotic tracing of the sexual practices of Southend's fastest forward who always likes to finish first.

Maher The Force Be With You
...a story based loosely on reality in which Kevin Maher turns to the Dark Side, Southend's reserve team based in Gillingham, before retiring and pursuing a career with the Met Police.

 

[MK Shrimper]

The Hobbit.....Darryl Flahavan. Join the dots, I can't be bothered.

 

[Firestorm]

The Lion , the Witch and the Wardrobe
A whimsical look at a trio of southend united defenders through the years

Steve Hatter is the Wardrobe


Harry Potter and the Goblin of Fire
Matt the Shrimper burns Derek Payne

 

[canveyshrimper]

Tinkler, Taylor, Sodje, Prior
A frantic search to find the mole at Roots Hall.

 

[canveyshrimper]

The Happy Hooker

The story of Ron Martin's early life as a rugby player.

 

[Napster]

Born Sloppy

A biography of Southend's second-best left-back, set to the sound of Underworld.

 

[Napster]

Where the Eagle Dares

Andy Edwards gets lost on an outward bound course and high jinks happen.

 

[shallowshrimper]

The land that time forgot (southend midfield) at least below pterodactyl height

 

[EastStandBlue]

One Flew Over the South Stand Nest

Deranged maniac Alan McCormack attempts to subvert the system that binds him, and finally get a shot on target. He ultimately fails.

 

[Yorkshire Blue]

The Power and the McCrory

Catcher in the Jamal Campbell-Rye

 

[onceknownasrab]

4 for Bilel

One flew over the cuckoos nest
Far from the madding crowd
Its a mad, mad world
Stig of the dump

 

[OldBlueLady]

Not sure if it was a book or just a film
Freeman Willy...:stunned:

 

[onceknownasrab]

Dickinson, Hall and Ferdinand,

Three of them (Arthur Conan-Doyle)

 

[onceknownasrab]

RM

Fortune and wisdom (Frederich Schiller)

 

[Yorkshire Blue]

Following Blue & Pink Army's suggestion in the Mohsni thread... a definitive list of Southend United literature.

**cough cough**

I don't know whether I should be getting more snobbish about people having just seen the film and not read the book or about the standard of what counts as literature these days...

Take note of onceknownasrab's lead people.

 

[South Bank Hank]

**cough cough**

I don't know whether I should be getting more snobbish about people having just seen the film and not read the book or about the standard of what counts as literature these days...

Take note of onceknownasrab's lead people.

It's my thread so I'd prefer people to ignore Yorkie Blue's anal retentiveness. We're more after books and writings on a particular subject (ie: Southend players) than any lasting artistic merit. Jeez man.

:smile:

 

[MK Shrimper]

Eastwood of Eden - Steinbeck.

 

[Yorkshire Blue]

So SBH doesn't feel left out:


Roger Red Hatter

Green Eggs and Hammell

and not forgetting the

Mr AdeMENo series

 

[Eastblack]

The Men who stare at Goater

 

[MK Shrimper]

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