First Match of the Season sweepstake - Live Draw to take place from 7pm Tuesday

[Spaceman Spiff]

Liar. It doesn't go upto 75.

It’s moments like this when we need that dislike button

 

[RHB]

Mine is my lucky playing days number. All the best defenders had number 6 on the back of their shirts. My skill set had a lot in common with the likes of Bobby Moore esq, silky style, perfect timing in the tackle, and a consummate ability to lie!!

 

[MK Shrimper]

Mine is the number of testicles I have and equally zero chance of winning this and spawning more progeny. #snip

 

[Ex-Member1]

Sounds b**locks to me!

 

[The Big Dady]

13. Spaceman Spiff PAID
41. Spaceman spiff PAID

Hmm... I’ve drawn my age and an unlucky number for my two entries. Is this a sign?

13+41 = 54?

 

[Spaceman Spiff]

13+41 = 54?

If there was such a thing as an ePokeintheeye, consider yourself to have just received one

 

[RHB]

If there was such a thing as an ePokeintheeye, consider yourself to have just received one

and, BD, it could look like this

 

[RHB]

Sounds b**locks to me!

I've never fully understood this @irenbird, but 'bollocks' doesn't fall foul of the swear filter.

 

[Spaceman Spiff]

I've never fully understood this @irenbird, but 'bollocks' doesn't fall foul of the swear filter.

That’s because I configured the swear filter and bollocks is an everyday term for me

 

[RHB]

That’s because I configured the swear filter and bollocks is an everyday term for me

**** and **** are everyday terms for me so can we have them back in pretty please?

 

[Spaceman Spiff]

**** and **** are everyday terms for me so can we have them back in pretty please?

To be ****ing honest, as our resident **** (alongside me) you can ****ing **** the ******* swear filter as much as you chuffing like

 

[RHB]

To be ****ing honest, as our resident **** (alongside me) you can ****ing **** the ******* swear filter as much as you chuffing like

That's Civil Service etiquette for you

 

[Spaceman Spiff]

That's Civil Service etiquette for you

Leading by example, as ever

 

[OldBlueLady]

and, BD, it could look like this

That has made me feel physically sick!

That’s because I configured the swear filter and bollocks is an everyday term for me

I think it pre-dates you, as far as I recall when this conversation has been had previously, @Uncle Leo was the one responsible for making "bollocks" evade the swear filter. It was one of his favourite swear words I believe, I concur. Great word, nicely rounded!

 

[Harry Bullocks]

As Monty Python would say …"it's a woody word" as opposed to a "tinny word"

 

[bigmolt]

Well I am here and waiting, with baited breath for the "live draw".

 

[Yorkshire Blue]

Tension is mounting at SZ Virtual Towers.

Why are these draws always late? Who's interested in the views of the dignatories (me and @Ricey) drawing the balls?

 

[Harry Bullocks]

Me too, I've soiled myself in anticipation...……………...

 

[Ricey]

I might go full Rod Stewart for this.

 

[Yorkshire Blue]

**sound of balls rummaging in a bag**

OK, the first team out of the bag is Portsmouth at Home

and they will be which user's team @Ricey