Five could you questions?

[Winkle]

If you where stranded on a desert Island, indefinatly with only the Mother in law, could you !

In the event of an emergency, could you put your animal out of its misery?


Could you contemplate a penis enlargement?


If your best friend asked you to shag his missus while he watched, could you?


If you had caught an S T D from a ladyman in thailand, could you tell the missus?

Answers care of very bored Winkle!

 

[Xàbia Shrimper]

No.

Yes. (And have done. Not nice.)

No.

No.

Void. Wouldn't get myself into such a situation.

 

[MK Shrimper]

No X 4 + a void. Did have to kill a birdie that my cat had savaged and like Xabia said, it wasn't nice AT ALL.

 

[South Bank Hank]

Oh my God, NO!
** SBH throws up in his mouth a little bit **

As above, sadly, I've had to.

I could contemplate it as I can contemplate anything, but why make it even more difficult for the missus to walk afterwards?

Hmmm, my best mate's missus is ridiculously, no, I mean RIDICULOUSLY sexy. I'd go with 'yes', but I'm married, so 'no'.
** SBH stiffens a little bit **

Impossible, but were it possible, I can't see that I'd be rushing to tell the missus!!!
** SBH returns to normal relaxed pose **

 

[Benfleet A1]

Not unless I dig her up and then still no

Yes I have done it. As already stated, not nice.

You can't improve on perfection :D

One I could, but he would beat the snot out of me after.

I wouldn't tell you lot let alone the missus.

 

[* ORM *]

That's the worst thing about questions like these and sites like this. The Wives have access to them so we have to lie. :p

I'd find killing an animal tough but if it was in obvious agony I'd have to do it.

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

1) at a push
2) doubt it, but agree with ORM's viewpoint above
3) no, it's not just size that counts it's what you do with it ;)
4) had the chance, was just about to & my mate freaked out
5) no, but a) wouldn't ever go to Thailand & b) got no interest in Alan Partridge's "interesting creatures"