Football DVDs they never made

[ian_the_girth]

got talking to a mate tonight about football dvds & how many **** ones there are about own goals & mistakes etc.

got me thinking, what football dvd "greatest" of would you like to see?
funnier the better, three per person max:

i give you:
the 50 greatest short corner passes
the 50 greatest offside traps
the 50 greatest kick offs (after the second goal)


perhaps you can even add a link to watch one of your clips.

 

[Moody Blues]

the 50 greatest goal kicks

 

[ian_the_girth]

the 50 greatest goal kicks

does this include the deleted scenes, of the crowd chanting "wooooooah, your ****, ahhhhhhhhhhhh, ahhhhhhhh, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, ahhhhh"!?

 

[Crawliano]

50 greatest floodlight failures and subsequent cheers
2 greatest Drewe Broughton goals (1992 schoolboys - 2005)
50 greatest Brazilian imports at lower league level presented by Edinho.

 

[Pubey]

100 best Zoltan Liptak moments
50 greatest Tilson interviews

each come with a free book, the Richie Foran Good Pub Guide 1996-2010

 

[EastStandBlue]

99 Ways to Fall Over, Presented by James Lawson.
The 101 Best Geoffrey King Outbursts
Gridlet's Gone Wild
The Real, Real Hustle, by Harry Redknapp
How to lose games and humiliate people, starring John Barnes


Each come with the sequal to Richie Foran's popular first novel, entitled "I hope they serve beer in your wife's vagina"

 

[Uncle Leo]

I was gutted when, about two hours in, I realised that 'Das Boot' wasn't a football film.

 

[South Bank Hank]

50 greatest steward tumbles
50 greatest slow walking substitutions (twin 4 hour DVD)
50 greatest ball's on the roof, ooh it's rolling back, will it, won't it, yes, here it comes, he hasn't noticed, it's going to hit him on the head, crowd cheers (*includes bonus two balls now on the pitch footage)

 

[MK Shrimper]

50 greatest ill-educated Wiggy rants about a goalkeeper that isn't Darryl Flahavan.

 

[Firestorm]

Animals on the pitch presented by Chic Brodie

 

[please delete my account]

Morning Chaps!

50 greatest broken legs/ ankles,
50 greatest "camera zoom in's" (just when a player's saying '**** Off' or spitting out an enormous dockers omlette)
50 Greatest route one goals
50 Greatest Dives

Smashing!

Kind Regards

 

[Mad Cyril]

The 50 greatest half time snack concession queues.

 

[Pubey]

50 gre-test PA m-lfun-tio-s

 

[BoyWonder2]

50 greatest short throw ins.
50 greatest roll outs by a goalkeeper.
50 greatest ball smashes some small child in the face with a ball.

 

[EastStandBlue]

50 greatest ball smashes some small child in the face with a ball.

Now that would make my Christmas Stocking list...

 

[Pubey]

50 greatest ball-boys
50 greatest South American GGGOOOOOOOOAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLs (41hr DVD special)

 

[EastStandBlue]

50 Best On-Air Sam Matterface Orgasm's.

 

[BoyWonder2]

4 greatest players kicking the corner flag when taking a corner.
100 greatest ref's being hit with a ball.
100 greatest ref trip ups.
Top 20 greatest foul throws.

 

[Jedi Shrimper]

100 Greatest Ron Martin on pitch Speeches.
Special features include 'lap of honour' bonus footage, L'Oreal haircare documentary and special guest commentary by Delia Smith.

 

[Jedi Shrimper]

101 Best things thrown at Adebayor by Arsenal fans.
50 Greatest Vidiprinter Fails.
Sven Goran Eriksson's 1000 Best England Substitutions.