Friday's Joke

[southend4ever]

"A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?" The father though for a moment, then answered,"Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a milliondollars."

Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a
million dollars, and then, ask yourbrother if he'd sleep with Brad
Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that."

So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The mother replied, "Of course Iwould! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kid to a great University!"

The boy then went to his sister and asked, "! Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The girl replied, "Oh my God!I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?!?!?! "

The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" "Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million bucks would buy?"

The boy pondered the answers for a few days, then went back to his dad. His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between potentially and realistically?"

The boy replied, "Yes... Potentially, you and I are sitting on Three Million Dollars.............. but Realistically,......... we're living with two Sluts and a Queer.

 

[southend4ever]

well,

i thought it was funny

 

[Taunton_Shrimp]

i laughed mate, not a bad effort at all.

 

[chalkwell blue]

nice one