Friday Phil Brown Caption Contest

[Seedy Nigel]

“Football for £5 you say?......I have no idea where you would’ve seen that pet.”

 

[londonblue]

I'll have that one...oh no, wait I can't. We're under an embargo.

 

[Prawn]

I'll have that one...oh no, wait I can't. We're under an embargo.

No need for anymore, we have a winner.

 

[ooh-andy-ansah]

"That's great news, can't believe i've won the competition I entered to win a years supply of fake tan, cheers for ringing to let me know, i'm made up pet"

 

[TrueBlue]

"Rons just sent me an e-mail with plans for the new stadium"

 

[Pubey]

"Thank you for calling the Roots Hall ticket office. All our operators are currently busy. If you're interested in buying tickets for the Southend vs Crewe Johnstone's Paint Trophy final, then please stay on the line"

 

[Tommy2holes]

Thanks for calling cash for transfers

 

[Blueronron]

" What do you mean Tony Pullis has got the Palace job,Christ I hope my PA hasnot given Ron Martin my letter yet "

 

[RyanSmyth]

" With all this Asda Black Friday lark, I wonder if some players prices have been slashed? still wouldn't make a difference for me (gives a chuckle and a grin) "

 

[RobM]

Yes! Just got Gordon Connelly on loan!

 

[SUFCFANS]

"Oh, hi... I was wondering if you had enough LEGO to build a stadium? Oh great, just dump it on the training ground please, then we'll make a start on it in a matter of days.."

 

[South Bank Hank]

"Ha ha... yes, I'm looking at it now. But even if it DOES say that in Woodrow's contract, there's still no way I'm starting him THIS Saturday!"

 

[onceknownasrab]

''It says on SZ that BBBC is a legend. A LEGEND! OMG can you believe some of these people?''

 

[SUFCFANS]

"... Oooops, I think I may have just sent a load of 'tickets for tenner' emails to the wrong group of fans..."

 

[SS3]

"Aye Pet, totally understand, but we have match Saturday and I need to top up me tan, are you sure you cant fit me in this evening"

 

[Its Only A Game]

"Oh My God. What the hell are those girls going to do with that cup????"

 

[Razam]

“I can get how much, for my mis-sold PPI?"

 

[SUFCFANS]

Unnamed squad member "Hi Phil, just checking I'll be paid this month"

Phil Brow "hahahahahahahaha ahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahaha"

 

[Jonny_Stokes]

"League Two manager's office - League Two manager speaking."

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH BUUUUUUUUUURN

 

[Steve lansley]

Hi phil can i have two tickets for the milwall game