Funnies.

Goldinm · Mar 28, 2020

Mad me laugh

Billy Bests boot laces · Mar 28, 2020

2 tramps walking down the road, tramp1 sniffs & says to the tramp 2 'phew, terrible smell coming from you, have you shat yourself'?. Tramp 2 says 'no' & they walk on.
Bit further on, tramp 1 says 'you sure, there's a rotten stink coming from you'. Tramp 2 says 'i've done nothing'.
Tramp 1 says 'dont believe you, drop your strides & prove it'
Tramp 2 doe's & there's a massive **** in his trousers.
Tramp 1 says 'i knew you had shat yourself'
Tramp 2 replies 'no i havn't, it was in there when i found them'!!!! :Hilarious:

Billy Bests boot laces · Mar 28, 2020

Same 2 tramps, who haven't eaten for 4 days, walking along road when they see a pile of vomit on the pavement.
Tramp 1 say's 'do you want to share that'?. Tramp 2 says 'no thanks'.
Tramp 1 gets on his knees & quaffs the whole lot up.
They continue walking, & few minutes later tramp 1 gurgles, & throws the whole lot up.
Tramp 2 gets on his knees, & eats the lot.
Tramp 1 says 'i thought you wern't hungry?'.
Tramp 2 replies ' i couldn't eat it cold'!!!.

Enjoy your supper 'peeps'!.

KevinJH · Mar 28, 2020

Clever......

Oakley1 · Mar 29, 2020

Made me laugh ?
A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."...
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and
pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.
She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,
"Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very,
very, closely:
"Are - my - test - results - back?"

The Big Dady · Mar 30, 2020

Not particularly about Covid 19 but made me smile, and anything that does that is a plus at the moment.

RHB · Mar 30, 2020

GNH · Apr 2, 2020

If you want something to make you laugh in the current climate then the below should do it for you.

I've watched this in the past and know what is going to happen at the end but it still has me roaring every time, sounds like the sound engineer back stage is going to pass out.

Enjoy