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Games you have had to miss or leave early because you have chit yourself

Jun 8, 2007
i live in westcliff
ok Ill start his one, but only on a couple of occasions, once in the west bank in 86, realised I needed a poo in them west stand toilets only to realise there was no door or bog roll having to make my mate Joey Toffs stand over the door and wipping me arse on me dads programme, leaving early at orient a good few years ago now, me mate was in the toilet with a chicken burger and I pi55ed on it abit, started laughing so hard that some **** came out I had to then follow through with a big one, wipe me arse on me boxers, and threw them in the orient end at there fans, me and me mates again started pi55ing ourselves only for me to realise I actually had a proper bout of the 5hits so again nicking a trusty programme went and squirted a load of chocolate water out me hole and feked off home, got half way down the road, and had to **** in someones front garden, (it was dark)

Have you ever had one of those experiences? would love to hear