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Geezer Birds or Effeminate men?


Apr 11, 2005
Right, me and the beloved was discussing her unusual attraction for effeminate men............Before you all start, I do not fall under this catergory as I eminate copius amounts of testosterone on an hourly basis. She however has this attraction for effeminate, if not totally gay men and when I point out this enduring fact she tries to twist it round by saying that not all men who use more moisturiser than her and talk with a lisp are bandits. I could not even bother arguing with her as some (lots) of her work colleagues fall into bandit territory but she just does not see it. This got me thinking, could I ever find a geezer bird attractive? I am not talking hair growth, big muscles and a adams apple but someone whos boat is not that feminine but would still holds some sort of sparkle in the trouser department........and I found some.
Here is my top three

mmmmmmm......oh yes!

Penny mallory...I dont no why.

Im sick!

If there are any other sick shrimpers out there ,please feel free to to post your top 1 or even 2, and if you are really bored....3!
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