Geezer Birds or Effeminate men?

[Winkle]

Right, me and the beloved was discussing her unusual attraction for effeminate men............Before you all start, I do not fall under this catergory as I eminate copius amounts of testosterone on an hourly basis. She however has this attraction for effeminate, if not totally gay men and when I point out this enduring fact she tries to twist it round by saying that not all men who use more moisturiser than her and talk with a lisp are bandits. I could not even bother arguing with her as some (lots) of her work colleagues fall into bandit territory but she just does not see it. This got me thinking, could I ever find a geezer bird attractive? I am not talking hair growth, big muscles and a adams apple but someone whos boat is not that feminine but would still holds some sort of sparkle in the trouser department........and I found some.
Here is my top three

mmmmmmm......oh yes!

Penny mallory...I dont no why.

Im sick!

If there are any other sick shrimpers out there ,please feel free to to post your top 1 or even 2, and if you are really bored....3!

 

[Jedi Shrimper]

What are you on about? Marge is all woman.

 

[MK Shrimper]

You said it.........

 

[davewebbsbrain]

Right, me and the beloved was discussing her unusual atraction for effeminate men............Before you all start, I do not fall under this catergory as I eminate copius amonts of testosterone on an hourly basis. She however has this attraction for effeminate, if not totally gay men and when I point out this enduring fact she tries to twist it round by saying that not all men who use more moisturiser than her and talk with a lisp are bandits. I could not even bother arguing with her as some (lots) of her work colleagues fall into bandit territory but she just does not see it. This got me thinking, could I ever find a geezer bird attractive? I am not talking hair growth, big muscles and a adams apple but someone whos boat is not that feminine but would still holds some sort of sparkle in the trouser department........and I found some.
Here is my top three

mmmmmmm......oh yes!

Penny mallory...I dont no why.

Im sick!

If there are any other sick shrimpers out there ,please feel free to to post your top 1 or even 2, and if you are really bored....3!

Penny Mallory...very much so.

 

[osymandus]

And the other two are hardly shaving beards now are they ! Aside from MArge is your criteria of a ezzer bird a lady with short hair ;)

 

[Pubey]

The Gunnell

Josie Long

80s Tina

 

[Firestorm]

Jarmila Kratochvílová - A truck with a ****

or is it

a **** with a truck

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

My ex used to describe herself as a geezer bird, purely as she used to drink pints and felt she made friends with males a lot easier than with girls. In my eyes, she was far from that though...

 

[Winkle]

Jarmila Kratochvílová - A truck with a ****

or is it

a **** with a truck

Im sorry, Jarmilia does not do much for my labido, Probably has something to do with the conker size nuts squashed in her panties.....yukkkkkkk!

 

[OldBlueLady]

My ex used to describe herself as a geezer bird, purely as she used to drink pints and felt she made friends with males a lot easier than with girls. In my eyes, she was far from that though...

OMG! Sounds vaguely familiar!

 

[osymandus]

I tend to find that independent women who maybe dont have time for lipstick and powder get labelled as gezzer birds which is to be honest ridiculous. Though the above photo is even someone i would turn down

Oh sweet Damn Ellen thy endeavours true thy eyes so blue i so wish i could come.... anyway enough of that . Just because a woman is a little practical and doesn't dress to a pre convinced concept defined by men she can still be a goddess !

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

OMG! Sounds vaguely familiar!

Er, no. Not sure I'm 100% with you on that one!