Seriously though, call them on 01935 423662 and they should be able to send you one. I'd get one for you but I'll only have to do what you have to as I live up in Bristol ( saw the good sense to leave Yeovil years ago...).
Thanks for the (kind of) offer, and thanks too for the offer of help I got from another SZer via PM.
Well, I phoned up this morning and after hearing about a thousand different options I could press, finally got through to a friendly lady with a Somerset accent. Poor girl though didn't have much idea what time of day it was (it was
10.45am):
She: Good afternoon........ errr, no sorry, good morning.
Me: Hello, I'd like to speak to someone about getting a programme from Saturday's game please.
She: Oh, you'll need to speak to someone in the programme hut, but there's no one there at this time of day..............oh, hold on, what am I saying, there might be........ but they're all volunteers, you see, and in this weather.....well, you know....... I'll try putting you through...
Me: ???
There then followed the funniest phone on hold music I've ever heard as some Wurzels tribute band blurted out "Yeovil, we are the Yeovil" or something like that to some jolly, cider-swigging tune.
Anyway, managed to contain my laughter by the time someone answered the phone. I spoke to a very friendly guy who said he could help me out no problem, I need to send him a cheque for £4 - "I won't charge you the full postage cost as you've already bought the programme once" - and then it should be on its way to me.
So despite the humorous moments, I was very impressed with the service and the help from the good folk of Yeovil. They get a :clap: from me, and they'll get double once the programme actually arrives!