Hangover cures

[Hammo]

Your suggestions for hangover cures?

• Heir of the dog
• Paracetemol
• Sleep

All suggestions are welcome because when you down three pints through a funnel being poured from the balcony and you are down below you tend to be a bit fragile the next day particularly when you are drinking turbo's or incredible hulks (lager + wkd) all night.

I ended up in the Brush. It was my debut. I was impressed with the music but had no idea it was so small. Anyone else sampled a burger from the burger van behind the Toothbrush? Absolutely quality at 3.30am when you are steaming drunk. Don't say I didn't tell you.

3 blokes all passing out in the cab as well doesn't help the driver when all you have said is the name of the town you live in! Brutal.

Long live the binge drinking culture! Cheers! :headbang:

 

[BoyWonder2]

Hair of the dog definately.

Last weekend I was on a stag do in Brighton and had an absolute skinful on Friday day/night and woke up feeling rough as old boots on Saturday morning so we went for a fry up and it didn't really help. We had a pub crawl treasure hunt thing during the day and our first drink was red wine, which normally I hate, but it went down a treat and I was on shots in the next pub.

 

[* ORM *]

Best cure for a hangover - don't overdo it the night before - never fails this one

 

[Hammo]

Cheers ORM really top notch sympathy as such. Great shout though. Boywonder loving that. The only problem is tomorrow is Monday... Will I just have to drink alcohol everyday for the rest of my life?

 

[BoyWonder2]

Cheers ORM really top notch sympathy as such. Great shout though. Boywonder loving that. The only problem is tomorrow is Monday... Will I just have to drink alcohol everyday for the rest of my life?

Yes, its the easiest way. Keep drinking all day everyday then you wont have to have a hangover then. Simples.

 

[maninasuitcase]

Grapefruit juice and lucozade used to do the trick for me.

 

[Hammo]

Grapefruit juice and lucozade used to do the trick for me.

Don't tell me you don't drink anymore!?!?!

cheers mate...

 

[londonblue]

Heir of the dog

That's a new one on me. What exactly do you do with a puppy that cures a hang over?

 

[Smudger]

That's a new one on me. What exactly do you do with a puppy that cures a hang over?

Smoking the dog's first born son is actually a powerful hallucinogen - a tribe in the Amazon rainforest has been doing this for centuries. I think this is what Hammo was referring to.

 

[Pubey]

sex, with a hairy dog

 

[MK Shrimper]

sex, with a hairy dog

I've had relations
With hamsters and dalmatians
I've made passes
At donkeys of all classes
And if your squirrel is grey
I won't turn it away
And if your goat is brown
It and I can find some common ground

Bestiality, young and warm and wild and porky
Bestiality, your laws do not apply to me

A specialist magazine comes in the post from Sweden
I always get a wrist ache when I read them
I knew a farmer once who played
With his piggies in the glade
I said "But some things are really best left unspoken"
But he preferred his livestock out in the open

Bestiality, plump and pink and wild and furry
Bestiality, your laws do not apply to me

I'm sure that everybody knows how much my doggy hates me
I take him out most every night because he looks incredibly tasty
I feel a total jerk
Taking my badger into work

I'm getting weighed down
With all this information
Safe sex doesn't mean no sex
It just means buy yourself a big alsatian
Stop playing with your pets
Or you'll end up down the vets
I look like Johnny Morris
I love a penguin and her name is Doris

Bestiality, cold and damp and wild and scaly
Bestiality, your laws do not apply to me
Bestiality, come shear and snog some sheep with me
Bestiality, we can be what we want to be

 

[Cricko]

sex, with a hairy dog

I have done that..well she did shave her pits I seem to remember but the tash was somewhat off-putting.

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

After trying all of them, the only one that has ever worked for me was a couple of cans of IRNBRU.

Works everytime 100%

 

[Uncle Leo]

I do like tomato juice with a lot of Worcester Sauce.

On my wedding morning, after an ill-advised 'mini stag', my Scottish best man got me a can of Irn Bru and a couple of aspirins - that sorted me out a treat.

 

[Pubey]

I have done that..well she did shave her pits I seem to remember but the tash was somewhat off-putting.

in all seriousness, i think a bit of sexytime (even solo) normally sorts things out... and then back on the bevs!