Help Please!

[Alexis_SUFC]

Right, this is going to sound a bit weird but nevermind.

Tomorrow night for my uni volleyball team we each have to make up a superhero and dress up like them, the only problem is that I can't think of a superhero to be so this is where you lot come in to save me by suggesting things I could dress up as, can be as random as you want but must have some kind of weird superpower.

A few examples of last year was:

Strawpedo Man - Has to strawpedo every drink he had all night.
Un-attended Man - If he sees any full bottles left on the side he must drink them.
Dry Hump Boy - He had a set of extra arms to grip his prey and had to dry hump them for as long as possible.


Hope you get the idea, and I will dress up as the best suggestion, pics may be provided on thursday. (depending how drunk I am)

 

[Napster]

Mr Binary. Can only drink 1 or 0 drinks, or variations thereof.

 

[Alexis_SUFC]

Also forgot, could you please describe what your superhero would wear so that I know what to purchase. Ta muchly.

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

I can't help on the superhero suggestion query, but I can give some advice. I would suggest that a 'university' volleyball team in stupid costumes would be well-advised to keep within the environs of the campus.

 

[Firestorm]

Go stark naked as "Indecisive Man" saying you could work out what to wear

 

[Alexis_SUFC]

I like the idea Firestorm, the only problem is I wouldn't have anywhere to keep my phone, wallet or keys.

 

[davewebbsbrain]

Right, this is going to sound a bit weird but nevermind.

Tomorrow night for my uni volleyball team we each have to make up a superhero and dress up like them, the only problem is that I can't think of a superhero to be so this is where you lot come in to save me by suggesting things I could dress up as, can be as random as you want but must have some kind of weird superpower.

A few examples of last year was:

Strawpedo Man - Has to strawpedo every drink he had all night.
Un-attended Man - If he sees any full bottles left on the side he must drink them.
Dry Hump Boy - He had a set of extra arms to grip his prey and had to dry hump them for as long as possible.


Hope you get the idea, and I will dress up as the best suggestion, pics may be provided on thursday. (depending how drunk I am)

Go naked with a condom on your nose.


When people ask what you have come as, you can just answer 'F**k knows'

 

[jassyfa1]

Go as unassertive man, go in a wheelchair and get someone to push you around all night