History of the world until 1914

[Jedi Shrimper]

History of the world until 1914 (compiled from student howlers).

https://budgiehypoth.wordpress.com/2011/11/12/saturday-smile-3-the-history-of-the-world/

So many gems it's hard to know where to start.

 

[MK Shrimper]

George Washington married Martha Curtis and in due time became the Father of Our Country. Then the Constitution of the United States was adopted to secure domestic hostility. Under the Constitution, the people enjoyed the right to keep bare arms.

Out of the mouths of babes eh?

 

[MK Shrimper]

The government of England was a limited mockery. Henry VIII found walking difficult because he had an abbess on his knee. Queen Elizabeth was the “Virgin Queen”. As a queen, she was a success. When Elizabeth exposed herself before her troops, they all shouted “Hurrah”. Then her navy went out and defeated the Spanish Armadillo.

:hilarious:

 

[Jedi Shrimper]

This was one of my favourites....

"Eventually, the Ramones conquered the Greeks."

Hey-Ho! Let's Go!