Ho Ho Ho

[Santa Claus]

What does everyone want for Xmas? Have you all been behaving yourselves? I can see some of you haven't...

Anyway, let's have a rummage and see what you're getting tomorrow.

Hmmm. Leeboy- very interesting.
Mrs McScriven- I didn't know Scriven was so versatile!
FM- an entirely appropriate gift.

What's this, something's lodged in my sack. Ah, there it is- Bob Cratchitt- it seems you're a lucky boy this year.

Anyway, where's the lager? I can't abide by this sherry I get in every single house. After giving presents to over 6bn people, that's a lot of sherries.

Anyhoo toodlepip- I hope I got you what you wanted. Merry Xmas for tomorrow and a healthy New Year for 2004!

ps Up The Shrimpers!

 

[Mrs McScriven]

I've been a very bad girl this year in so many ways - so Im sure my stocking (s) will be well and truly filled!!

 

[Santa Claus]

Quote[/b] (Mrs McScriven @ Dec. 24 2003,10:24)]I've been a very bad girl this year in so many ways - so Im sure my stocking (s) will be well and truly filled!!

My elves tell me you've been a very naughty girl in the home of football.

Still, I'm sure young Scriven can unwrap you again tomorrow. (must stop making innuendos!)

 

[Mrs McScriven]

Yes, I must confess - something about Gillingham made me feel very....enthusiastic?! Father Christmas really does know everything, doesn't he?!

Im sure McScriven will be rewarded for all his efforts this year....

 

[Santa Claus]

Santa knows everything...

 

[Mrs McScriven]

Give me a clue as to what I might be getting tomorrow then Santa???

 

[MrB]

A pint and a half of McScriven's Mild.

 

[Mrs McScriven]

well lucky me then..it's all I've ever wished for