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[Barry the dog]

Apparantly Hull City fans had their coaches smashed up by some Southend Yobos..

Don't know if this is trure can anyone confirm for me?

 

[Wessex Blue]

It was the lead story on CNN yesterday! Pushed the suicide bombings in Basra off the top slot. Seemingly it's been percieved as a major threat to world peace and stability by the worlds press, apart from the Sun of course who are more interested in Jordan's tits.

 

[The Artful Shrimper]

Quote[/b] (Wessex Blue @ April 22 2004,09:27)]apart from the Sun of course who are more interested in Jordan's tits.  

I also heard the finches and blue tits on the west bank are in decline and am very concerned

 

[Smudger]

This is clearly no laughing matter. Sky News are reporting that 4 teenagers in Texas took the smashing of the coach window as a coded message for them and blew their own heads off.

I just hope whoever did this is satisfied. They're not the Messiah, they're a very naughty boy.....

 

[CS Cockles]

If you go on ebay you can buy shrades of glass from the coach window

 

[Barry the dog]

Quote[/b] (Smudger @ April 22 2004,09:45)]This is clearly no laughing matter. Sky News are reporting that 4 teenagers in Texas took the smashing of the coach window as a coded message for them and blew their own heads off.

I just hope whoever did this is satisfied. They're not the Messiah, they're a very naughty boy.....

I heard the person in the frame has links to Al Queida?

Andrew Bin Young the Westcliff Hook.

 

[Fat Bastid]

I heard that Shrek is involved somewhere and is now seeking political asylum in Canvey Island!

 

[elmo putney]

BARRY THE DOG HAS FLEAS

 

[BENFLEET BLUE!]

Can this thread PLEASE stop now? My sides are splitting!

 

[Wessex Blue]

Quote[/b] (The Artful Shrimper @ April 22 2004,09:30)]

Quote[/b] (Wessex Blue @ April 22 2004,09:27)]apart from the Sun of course who are more interested in Jordan's tits.  

I also heard the finches and blue tits on the west bank are in decline and am very concerned

That's because the Palestinians use them to transport weapons! The Israelis now shoot them on sight because they're a security threat. Don't you watch the news man?

 

[Barry the dog]

Quote[/b] (elmo putney @ April 22 2004,10:47)]BARRY THE DOG HAS FLEAS

John Campbell has AIDS.

 

[TrueBlue]

so did mark of eastenders!

 

[Crabby Shrimper]

Quote[/b] (Wessex Blue @ April 22 2004,11:18)]

Quote[/b] (The Artful Shrimper @ April 22 2004,09:30)]

Quote[/b] (Wessex Blue @ April 22 2004,09:27)]apart from the Sun of course who are more interested in Jordan's tits.  

I also heard the finches and blue tits on the west bank are in decline and am very concerned

That's because the Palestinians use them to transport weapons! The Israelis now shoot them on sight because they're a security threat. Don't you watch the news man?

Wouldn't Tits and Finches be a bit small for this?

Though possibly Finches, if several of them held on to the weapon at the same time, in a similar way to a pair of swallows carrying a coconut?  

 

[Fat Bastid]

Matt the Shrimp has been captured and being held hostage in a small cardboard pot on a seafood counter in Old Leigh!

 

[Wessex Blue]

Quote[/b] (swanseashrimper @ April 22 2004,13:09)]

Quote[/b] (Wessex Blue @ April 22 2004,11:18)]

Quote[/b] (The Artful Shrimper @ April 22 2004,09:30)]

Quote[/b] (Wessex Blue @ April 22 2004,09:27)]apart from the Sun of course who are more interested in Jordan's tits.  

I also heard the finches and blue tits on the west bank are in decline and am very concerned

That's because the Palestinians use them to transport weapons! The Israelis now shoot them on sight because they're a security threat. Don't you watch the news man?

Wouldn't Tits and Finches be a bit small for this?

Though possibly Finches, if several of them held on to the weapon at the same time, in a similar way to a pair of swallows carrying a coconut?  

Be specific! Are you talking about African Finches or Asiatic Finches?

 

[Crabby Shrimper]

Quote[/b] (Wessex Blue @ April 22 2004,14:15)]

Quote[/b] (swanseashrimper @ April 22 2004,13:09)]

Quote[/b] (Wessex Blue @ April 22 2004,11:18)]

Quote[/b] (The Artful Shrimper @ April 22 2004,09:30)]

Quote[/b] (Wessex Blue @ April 22 2004,09:27)]apart from the Sun of course who are more interested in Jordan's tits.  

I also heard the finches and blue tits on the west bank are in decline and am very concerned

That's because the Palestinians use them to transport weapons! The Israelis now shoot them on sight because they're a security threat. Don't you watch the news man?

Wouldn't Tits and Finches be a bit small for this?

Though possibly Finches, if several of them held on to the weapon at the same time, in a similar way to a pair of swallows carrying a coconut?  

Be specific! Are you talking about African Finches or Asiatic Finches?

I don't know! (looks nervously for 'the bridge of death' )

I guess that's why I'm not King