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The Business
Right,
I have a work mate. I have been asked by him not to name him in case an of you boys ever meet him. So For to preserve his anonimity I will name him Neb.
Right no Neb is at home the night before last - He usually lives with his Mrs but she has been away in Amsterdam on a "course" for a week. She was due back yesterday afternoon.
So Neb got in after a few beers with his mate and as us men do was feeling a little frisky. As his Mrs has been away for a week its only natural.
Neb decided that the only way to relieve his frustrations was to bash one out. So he loads up the internet and cracks one out. Seconds before impact he realises he has no tissues so he grabs the first thing to hand which happens to be his Mrs T-Shirt. No major issues as he can bung it in the wash before she ever get home.
Sadly as Neb is so off his tits he forgets to do this and comes to work.
Low and behond his Mrs comes home and as Neb is a right lazy ******* he hasn't tidied up much either so his Mrs gets stuck. You guessed it - She founds the man milk covered top. Not only that he has left a load of goo and the side of the computer table too......
Now his Mrs HATES his watching porn as she feels its a form of cheating. She was out at her parents last night but tonight she has told Neb that he needs to explains why her best top is ruined.
Neb cant confess to the porno as it will be a life of hell. He needs your help to come up with a remoltely plausable reason why he has his spuff all over her top.....
HELP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have a work mate. I have been asked by him not to name him in case an of you boys ever meet him. So For to preserve his anonimity I will name him Neb.
Right no Neb is at home the night before last - He usually lives with his Mrs but she has been away in Amsterdam on a "course" for a week. She was due back yesterday afternoon.
So Neb got in after a few beers with his mate and as us men do was feeling a little frisky. As his Mrs has been away for a week its only natural.
Neb decided that the only way to relieve his frustrations was to bash one out. So he loads up the internet and cracks one out. Seconds before impact he realises he has no tissues so he grabs the first thing to hand which happens to be his Mrs T-Shirt. No major issues as he can bung it in the wash before she ever get home.
Sadly as Neb is so off his tits he forgets to do this and comes to work.
Low and behond his Mrs comes home and as Neb is a right lazy ******* he hasn't tidied up much either so his Mrs gets stuck. You guessed it - She founds the man milk covered top. Not only that he has left a load of goo and the side of the computer table too......
Now his Mrs HATES his watching porn as she feels its a form of cheating. She was out at her parents last night but tonight she has told Neb that he needs to explains why her best top is ruined.
Neb cant confess to the porno as it will be a life of hell. He needs your help to come up with a remoltely plausable reason why he has his spuff all over her top.....
HELP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!