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How d'you like them apples?

How do you eat an apple?


  • Total voters
    28

Uncle Leo

This cook is an anti-semite
So, how do you eat an apple?

I saw a woman on the tube yesterday eat the whole bloody thing, including the core. Ugh.
 
I only buy expensive foreign apples because English apples are inedible filth.

:stunned: Heresy - English apples are the best. Glorious....especially those Cox's Orange ones...

Eating the core is akin to being a rat. I do like to cut them up if I have a knife, neatly chop round the core.
 
For fear of being violently sick due to being allergic to raw apples, I abstain from eating them period.
 
I'm afraid that I have a habit of choking on apples and ending up practically inhaling them so, after much distress, if I want an apple now I cut it up, usually into eighths so de-coring along the way. Even for work, I'll cut it up at home and put it in a sealable pot.

Another vote also for English apples, you just have to search out the best ones....season is well over for them now but do look out for Discovery next July/August, they are the most delicious apples out but only have a very short season. Egremont Russet is another really nice one.
 
I'm afraid that I have a habit of choking on apples and ending up practically inhaling them so, after much distress, if I want an apple now I cut it up, usually into eighths so de-coring along the way. Even for work, I'll cut it up at home and put it in a sealable pot.

Another vote also for English apples, you just have to search out the best ones....season is well over for them now but do look out for Discovery next July/August, they are the most delicious apples out but only have a very short season. Egremont Russet is another really nice one.

**Awaits thread about parcels from Sheffield containing apples**
 
I'm afraid that I have a habit of choking on apples and ending up practically inhaling them so, after much distress, if I want an apple now I cut it up, usually into eighths so de-coring along the way. Even for work, I'll cut it up at home and put it in a sealable pot.

Another vote also for English apples, you just have to search out the best ones....season is well over for them now but do look out for Discovery next July/August, they are the most delicious apples out but only have a very short season. Egremont Russet is another really nice one.

Get one of these. They're brilliant:

Apple Cutter
 

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