How much do you cost the NHS?

[Berrichonne shrimper]

Just got my bill in for the last years medical stuff,medicains,doctors,eye laser ops 9 of and it comes to a grand total of 6,680 euros,bearing in mind that my monthly insulin bill is over 500 euros its really not that bad.
So what do you think your medical bill would be for a year?

 

[Hotman]

Just got my bill in for the last years medical stuff,medicains,doctors,eye laser ops 9 of and it comes to a grand total of 6,680 euros,bearing in mind that my monthly insulin bill is over 500 euros its really not that bad.
So what do you think your medical bill would be for a year?

nothing for last year, and nothing for this.

 

[BrettieAngell]

quite alot for the last couple of years.

 

[Berrichonne shrimper]

nothing for last year, and nothing for this.

So you havnt been to the doctors in two years,you are way too healthy.
Doctors is 25 a visit.
Ten min laser op 125.

 

[BrettieAngell]

So you havnt been to the doctors in two years,you are way too healthy.
Doctors is 25 a visit.
Ten min laser op 125.

athroscopy? pyhsiotherapy?

 

[Berrichonne shrimper]

athroscopy? pyhsiotherapy?

Here you get the reciepts for everything you have done hence the reason i know how much it has all cost.
Id say if it was here those two would be at least 60 each session,not that i know what they are mind.

 

[GBJ]

Hhmm, let's see, off the top of my head in the past year;

- I've been to hospital with swine flu,
- Burnt my eyelid with a cigarette, (not my proudest moment :))
- Fractured my ankle

Wouldn't have a clue what the costs would add up to

That's what i can remember. If i was to tot up the past 5-6 years i'd have propbably cost them a fortune :)

 

[BrettieAngell]

Here you get the reciepts for everything you have done hence the reason i know how much it has all cost.
Id say if it was here those two would be at least 60 each session,not that i know what they are mind.

we don't get receipts.

athroscopy is an operation, i've had two on my knee they stick a camera in and do whatever they have to do.

 

[GBJ]

we don't get receipts.

athroscopy is an operation, i've had two on my knee they stick a camera in and do whatever they have to do.

I had that done after i tore my cruciate ligament back in 2003

 

[BrettieAngell]

I had that done after i tore my cruciate ligament back in 2003

I've got torn cartilage, last operation i had they drilled through the cartilage into the bone!

 

[OldBlueLady]

Nothing out of the ordinary for me but regular thyroxin and the accompanying health checks annually, maybe 5 doctor's appointments and resultant prescription medication....all of which I don't pay for.

 

[BrettieAngell]

Nothing out of the ordinary for me but regular thyroxin and the accompanying health checks annually, maybe 5 doctor's appointments and resultant prescription medication....all of which I don't pay for.

wish I didn't have to pay for my prescriptions.

 

[OldBlueLady]

wish I didn't have to pay for my prescriptions.

I can assure you Rich, I'd rather not have the problems I do with my thyroid.

 

[BrettieAngell]

I can assure you Rich, I'd rather not have the problems I do with my thyroid.

Oh yeah of course, I've had asthma nearly all my life but i still have to pay for my prescriptions just don't understand that and even though I'm out of work i still have to pay!!

 

[EastStandBlue]

I haven't been to the doctors in about 7 years... The last time I saw any kind of physician was when I broke my ankle when I was 16.

 

[ian_the_girth]

i have not been to a doctors in 7 years, a dentist in 8 years & a hospital since 1991.

 

[Dick Bate's Protege]

3 Asthma Pumps, 1 course of Tamiflu and a Vasectomy.

 

[MK Shrimper]

nothing for last year, and nothing for this.

What he said. Can't remember last time I was at the doctors, touch wood long it continue.

 

[Hotman]

So you havnt been to the doctors in two years,you are way too healthy.

Luckily not, and hope it continues

 

[A Century United]

In the last two years:

Permanent prescription for statins and high-concentration fish oil.

Two carpal tunnel operations

One air ambulance flight.

Two operations on the remains of my left hand and 11 nights hospital stay.

In fairness I did point out just before the first op on my left hand that if they bunged in the carpal tunnel at the same time it would save the NHS a fair bit but they weren't up for it and I had to have that done later, where I got a bollocking from the surgeon for not persuading them to save him a job.

(All of the above should convince Rusty Shackleford that I am indeed a parasite on society and am a good candidate for eugenic cleansing).