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The Business
Following on the from events of last Saturday and the repeated inability of the Leicester fans to behave themselves I really feel its time the club started taking our safety first.
I really feel the club should now draw up some inspiration from the Stallone Movie classic "Escape to Victory". I have drawn up a few ideas which I plan to email to Ron and Mr King later this week.
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PROBLEM 1 - Fans invading the perimiter.
The groundsman could hide a number of landmines in the perimiter of the running track. These of course would need to be accompanied by a map which only the North Bank stewards have access too. Any naughty Leicester fans that decided to chance their arm after the award of a dubious penatly would find they have bitten off more than they could chew
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PROBLEM 2 - Fans trying to invade SUFC fans areas.
For this I would suggest building two machine gun turrets in the North/West and North/East corners. As I know the club are very price sensative at the moment so the youth teamers could build the turrets as a team building exercise.
Jonny Herd (as he has the most first team experience) would be acting project manager barking out orders whilst Stuart O Keefe bangs in another tongston tipped screw. Peggy Lokondo's passing and box to box never say die sytle could be utalised to apply an undercoat to the wood under the watchful eye of Ricky Duncan (Alas Lonkondo is known to be a slacker).
We could also cut costs of the project by getting the subs and unpicked players to man the guns.
Joyce (An American) and Walker or Sankofa (Both South Londoners) will of course naturally have plenty of weapons experience and could make ideal marksmen. This again should act as a deterent to the Foxes faitful.
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As you can see the above plans do not cost a lot to implement but could have a massive impact on the safety of fans.
I will let you know more once Ron / G King come back to me.
Up the Blues.
I really feel the club should now draw up some inspiration from the Stallone Movie classic "Escape to Victory". I have drawn up a few ideas which I plan to email to Ron and Mr King later this week.
*****
PROBLEM 1 - Fans invading the perimiter.
The groundsman could hide a number of landmines in the perimiter of the running track. These of course would need to be accompanied by a map which only the North Bank stewards have access too. Any naughty Leicester fans that decided to chance their arm after the award of a dubious penatly would find they have bitten off more than they could chew
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PROBLEM 2 - Fans trying to invade SUFC fans areas.
For this I would suggest building two machine gun turrets in the North/West and North/East corners. As I know the club are very price sensative at the moment so the youth teamers could build the turrets as a team building exercise.
Jonny Herd (as he has the most first team experience) would be acting project manager barking out orders whilst Stuart O Keefe bangs in another tongston tipped screw. Peggy Lokondo's passing and box to box never say die sytle could be utalised to apply an undercoat to the wood under the watchful eye of Ricky Duncan (Alas Lonkondo is known to be a slacker).
We could also cut costs of the project by getting the subs and unpicked players to man the guns.
Joyce (An American) and Walker or Sankofa (Both South Londoners) will of course naturally have plenty of weapons experience and could make ideal marksmen. This again should act as a deterent to the Foxes faitful.
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As you can see the above plans do not cost a lot to implement but could have a massive impact on the safety of fans.
I will let you know more once Ron / G King come back to me.
Up the Blues.
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