How whould you kill yourself????

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

What with some recent threads on here, I feel this needs to be covered to be in keeping with the general mood!!!

I would put on the some Bowie, drink copious amounts of Dalwhinnie eat a tub of pills and hope that I did not throw up during the night.

How would you do it, so to speak???

 

[Dave of the Match]

Jump off a building/out of a plane.

Then I could have some excitement/adrenaline rush before dieing.

 

[Ron Manager]

As a suicide bomber at the BNP national conference.....if I'm going to go I may as well take some of those *******s out with me!

 

[Manchester Shrimper]

Jump off a building/out of a plane.

Then I could have some excitement/adrenaline rush before dieing.

That's what I always say when asked this question (not that I'm asked it every day).

Although does the fact that you're still chasing after excitement in life imply you're very unlikely to be suicidal?

 

[Hazey]

A quick and painless way, if you really want it over with then you surely would want it quick and easy.
Not that I could envisage ever wanting to end it now.

 

[cockles is back]

id paint my face with brown paint, and fek a dead monkey

 

[osymandus]

half a ton of c4 in the middle of a desert

 

[davewebbsbrain]

Shag myself to death at Hugh Hefners gaff.

 

[jassyfa1]

Morphine overdose. This would be painless and rather quick. can't see the point of jumping of a building (in case I landed on somebody) or jumping infront of a train (poor train driver). Even in my depressive moods I think about the problems I would cause others.

 

[Berrichonne shrimper]

Nice and simple,with a large dose of insulin so the insurance will pay out still.

 

[Jonny_Stokes]

I'd kill Aberdeen Shrimper in Texas, then wait for 20 years until they got round to frying me.

 

[GBJ]

As a suicide bomber at the BNP national conference.....if I'm going to go I may as well take some of those *******s out with me!

I would do the same, suicide bombing would have to be the way to go.

But the only question is where..... I've got a few places in mind.

 

[McNasty]

I would read some of the dynamic posts on the Zone and die of excitement.

 

[jassyfa1]

Nice and simple,with a large dose of insulin so the insurance will pay out still.

firstly your injection site would show up on a post mortom and they would check why your insulin is abnormally high. As soon as they find the needle prick the insurance is a no no

 

[Cricko]

firstly your injection site would show up on a post mortom and they would check why your insulin is abnormally high. As soon as they find the needle prick the insurance is a no no

No need to call him names...:D

 

[Berrichonne shrimper]

firstly your injection site would show up on a post mortom and they would check why your insulin is abnormally high. As soon as they find the needle prick the insurance is a no no

Of course having been injecting in the same area of my body for 15 years they would be sure to find one or a thousand injection sites and the amount i inject a double dose would do the trick as in ooppps i forgot id just injected but i give way to tour greater knowalege.

 

[Berrichonne shrimper]

No need to call him names...:D

Whats the old saying,if the name fits.

 

[jassyfa1]

Of course having been injecting in the same area of my body for 15 years they would be sure to find one or a thousand injection sites and the amount i inject a double dose would do the trick as in ooppps i forgot id just injected but i give way to tour greater knowalege.

but wouldn't the insurance company query why after 15 years you made a mistake and injected yourself twice?

 

[DTS]

As a suicide bomber at the BNP national conference.....if I'm going to go I may as well take some of those *******s out with me!

Of course you could target Muslim extremists, Black Power Idiots etc rather than your own race of people but hey its your funeral - literally.

 

[Stats]

Being in a room with Yorkshire Blue for 5 mins could be enough to make you slip into a coma.