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Life President⭐
There are those lucky ones who are able to get to the game 'in the flesh' so to speak and there are other ex-pats, who will be able to sit in the confort of their local pub or bar and watch the game on a large TV screen. For the rest of us it's radio or Blues Player (if it works!)...........but there is another option.
So, which is it to be, firstrow, lemon, wiziwig, freefooty..........???? eeny meeny miney mo........right, not that one, my anti-virus is warning me, this is a dangerous site.......no worry, plenty of others......still quarter of an hour till kick-off. This one looks more promising..........I've got to download a new player? but my present one works OK.........It's coming up to 3 o'clock. I CAN SEE ROOTS HALL!!!..........let's move to large screen.........Oh s**t, There's a girl with no clothes on, jumping around on the bed...........well I'm excited as well dear, why don't we both sit down and watch the game together?
Good, back to the game again, full screen now!.........just that annoying little ad in the middle of the picture....just a little click and..........Oh sod it, I'm really NOT interested in that computer game, even though it does look quite compelling. At last, back to the game...........what's this?.......there's someone talking in french, over the commentary, promising to make me a millionaire........we'll soon get rid of him...... I DON'T BELIEVE IT, the whole bloody thing has gone off .....let's try another link.
There's another girl! at least this one has kept her underclothes on.........is she dressing or undressing? WTF! Perhaps the problem is that she has hurt her finger, poor dear, as she keeps ******* on it. Back to the game....my anti-vrus has blocked a trojan horse...........well, that's what it's there for. This is more like it, sitting in the warmth of my own home, watching little my team on free streaming! What the hell! the picture's frozen!..........it can't be THAT cold at Roots Hall..........at least the commentar............. GOOOOOOAAAAAAAALLLLLL!!!.....but I didn't see anything! Another five minutes and it's back working again.........CHRIST, it's not half-time already!
Think I'll borrow my wife's laptop on Saturday and get Blues Player working, whilst I rummage around as described above......just so that I don't miss anything. No writhing girls on BP but there is, sometimes, a commentary.
So, which is it to be, firstrow, lemon, wiziwig, freefooty..........???? eeny meeny miney mo........right, not that one, my anti-virus is warning me, this is a dangerous site.......no worry, plenty of others......still quarter of an hour till kick-off. This one looks more promising..........I've got to download a new player? but my present one works OK.........It's coming up to 3 o'clock. I CAN SEE ROOTS HALL!!!..........let's move to large screen.........Oh s**t, There's a girl with no clothes on, jumping around on the bed...........well I'm excited as well dear, why don't we both sit down and watch the game together?
Good, back to the game again, full screen now!.........just that annoying little ad in the middle of the picture....just a little click and..........Oh sod it, I'm really NOT interested in that computer game, even though it does look quite compelling. At last, back to the game...........what's this?.......there's someone talking in french, over the commentary, promising to make me a millionaire........we'll soon get rid of him...... I DON'T BELIEVE IT, the whole bloody thing has gone off .....let's try another link.
There's another girl! at least this one has kept her underclothes on.........is she dressing or undressing? WTF! Perhaps the problem is that she has hurt her finger, poor dear, as she keeps ******* on it. Back to the game....my anti-vrus has blocked a trojan horse...........well, that's what it's there for. This is more like it, sitting in the warmth of my own home, watching little my team on free streaming! What the hell! the picture's frozen!..........it can't be THAT cold at Roots Hall..........at least the commentar............. GOOOOOOAAAAAAAALLLLLL!!!.....but I didn't see anything! Another five minutes and it's back working again.........CHRIST, it's not half-time already!
Think I'll borrow my wife's laptop on Saturday and get Blues Player working, whilst I rummage around as described above......just so that I don't miss anything. No writhing girls on BP but there is, sometimes, a commentary.
